Drow Dancer

Alton B., Cultist of Freehold's page

6 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


RSS


2 people marked this as a favorite.
lisamarlene wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Also:

FLYING FLAMING MONKEY SNOT! 905 gigs?
I have an electronic device with a meaningful quantity of storage!
And all of the keys work!

Wow. Thank you, NH!

I think I have 3 others lying around. That was just the best one. :-P

that's enough storage for me to keep all of my porn, pdfs, music, games, writing and con pics in the same place.

I would initiate/endure carnal relations with NobodysHome while Nobodyswife and lisamarlene watch for that kind of device.

...and because my brain is ridiculously visual, you're in the penalty box and I'm not talking to you for at least a day. Maybe two.

Also, I'm giving Joss Whedon your phone number and telling him what a colossal fan you are.

Stops lathering chest with olive oil.

He told me I was his favorite! That son of a b**#$!!


At least try the filet first!


1 person marked this as a favorite.
Sharoth wrote:
I have heard that Freehold DM is going out dressed as Joss Whedon. Or is it Alton Brown? It is one of them.

What a coinkydink! I went as Freehold!


1 person marked this as a favorite.

Lucky for TOZ and Tacticslion, our secret ingredient is being assembled on a naked Mikaze as we speak.


3 people marked this as a favorite.

Lucky for Freehold, "Hate" is the secret ingredient on our next Iron Chef America.


2 people marked this as a favorite.

Lucky for David, "F#**ing Ashtray" is the next mystery ingredient on Iron Chef.