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PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Troubleshooters, please give your mission debriefing reports. I have a new assignment for you.
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!
Chuckles-R-DRR wrote:
Whoo-R-YOU wrote:
I would like to apologize to everyone for that slip up, I read a lot of the spoilers before I had decided to play and forgot I was actually playing now. Consider everything that was read behind spoiler tags forgotten and I promise not to read spoilers anymore.
Don't worry...we're a very forgiving bunch... ::shifty eyes::

And the computer is even more forgiving...ever had a grenade go off in your pocket for no reason? Yup, Treason Karma...LoL

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Whatt

Spoiler:
You recieve a message on your PDC, A new troubleshooter will be joining your team shortly to replace the traitorous Sam-R-SPD.
Vulture Squad Recruiters (Paranoia PbP)

GM of PZO SECTOR! WHERE ARE MY TROUBLESHOOTERS?!?!?!
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Team Leader:

Spoiler:
You recieve the following message from the computer: "Team Leader PZO-224. Your team is overdue for your mission. Explain."

Open call for Paranoia players

GM reply or face censure!

But seriously, we're having a grand time, almost everyone is on clone two already, and we an always use more vict...errr...players
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Over the complex wide speaker system "Team Leader PZO-224, What is your status, you should be at your Service service NOW!"
Open call for Paranoia players

GM PZO where are my troubleshooters? There's some serious trouble in PZO Sector!
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

SAM:

Spoiler:
You receive a message on your PDC from the computer:

Timescale moved up 3 minutes for R&D, you need to report to R&D at *91%:214.06.06

Timestamp 1907.43:214.06.06
One more time - Favorite Campaign Setting, Any RPG
Shadewest wrote:

Third Imperium, Traveller

Greyhawk
Golarion
Forgotten Realms 1E
Theah, 7th Sea
Star Wars Rebellion Era
Alpha Complex, Paranoia

CITIZEN, it is treason to not have Alpha Complex as your favorite...report to PZO sector for immediate termination and reassignment

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Over the Loudspeaker: Troubleshooter crew PZO-224 you have @#$! minutes to reach R&D for your assigned Service Service.
Looking for a DM for a 2 person Adventure Path

HAM-R-SLG-1 (Tarlane) Your team is on the move...heading to R&D

If you need to drop, plz let me know.
World population expected to reach 7 billion next year
Sebastian wrote:
Zuxius wrote:
I look forward to the megacities and the cursed earth myself. With so many people, lawyers won't make much sense either.

Lawyers currently make sense?

Oh wait...I'm supposed to argue the other side of this...

What I meant was "society needs lawyers, just like animals need parasites."

Wait...that's not right either...

f&!~ it. I'm off to get me some cyberware and hoarde guns to prepare for the coming dystopia. If anyone asks, I'm a plumber.

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD USE CLONES! OLD RECKONING TIMES ARE SCARY, WHEN YOU DIE, THAT'S IT!

CITIZEN SEBAST-IAN REPORT TO R&D for EXPERIMENTAL Weapons testing!
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Trouble Shooter team PZO-224, consisting of Sam-R-SPD, Chevboi-R-Dee, Chucklez-R-DRR, Whatt-R-BTL, Ham-R-SLG, Tataz-R-BIG, Liam-R-PZO, You are overdue for your Mission Briefing! You are all fined 50cr, Team Leader Sam-R-SPD, gather your team NOW!

Sam:

Spoiler:
heh, yes you just got fined for the rest of the team being late even though you just became team leader...
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Chevboi-R-Dee-1

Spoiler:

PDC Message:
Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Chevboi-R-Dee-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room PZO-102 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1800:214.06.06 – Your Friend the Computer

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Chevboi-R-Dee-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room THX-1138 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1802:214.06.06 – Briefing Officer Vlad-I-MIR-5

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Chevboi-R-Dee-1, you are hereby ordered to report to PZO-HALL20 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1806:214.06.06 – GMPZO Jimmy-U-PZO-7


Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Ch#42ei-R-D%$-1, you are *#11@#12:14:12:01 rdered to report to briefing ro#@ PZO102CDEF by 1815:2144444444444444444444444444444444uter

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Abel-R-CHR-1

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Abel-R-CHR-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room PZO-102 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1800:214.06.06 – Your Friend the Computer

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!


Spoiler:

Troubleshooter Abel-R-CHR-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room THX-1138 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1802:214.06.06 – Briefing Officer Vlad-I-MIR-5


Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Spoiler:

Troubleshooter Abel-R-CHR-1, you are hereby ordered to report to PZO-HALL20 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1806:214.06.06 – GMPZO Jimmy-U-PZO-7


Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Spoiler:

Troubleshooter Abel-R-C%$-@, you are *#11@#12:14:12:01 rdered to report to briefing ro#@ PZO102CDEF by 1815:2144444444444444444444444444444444uter

PDC Message:
Spoiler:
Thank you, have a Nice DAy

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:PDC Message:Sam-R-SPD-1

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Spoiler:

Troubleshooter Sam-R-SPD-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room PZO-102 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1800:214.06.06 – Your Friend the Computer


Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!


Spoiler:

Troubleshooter Sam-R-SPD-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room THX-1138 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1802:214.06.06 – Briefing Officer Vlad-I-MIR-5


Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Spoiler:

Troubleshooter Sam-R-SPD-1, you are hereby ordered to report to PZO-HALL20 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1806:214.06.06 – GMPZO Jimmy-U-PZO-7


Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Spoiler:

Troubleshooter Sam-R-S%$-@, you are *#11@#12:14:12:01 rdered to report to briefing ro#@ PZO102CDEF by 1815:2144444444444444444444444444444444uter

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

PDC Message:
Ham-R-SLG-1

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Ham-R-SLG-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room PZO-102 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1800:214.06.06 – Your Friend the Computer

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Ham-R-SLG-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room THX-1138 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1802:214.06.06 – Briefing Officer Vlad-I-MIR-5

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Ham-R-SLG-1, you are hereby ordered to report to PZO-HALL20 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1806:214.06.06 – GMPZO Jimmy-U-PZO-7

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Ham-R-S%$-@, you are *#11@#12:14:12:01 rdered to report to briefing ro#@ PZO102CDEF by 1815:2144444444444444444444444444444444uter

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

PDC Message:
Chuckles-R-DRR-1

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Chuckles-R-DRR-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room PZO-102 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1800:214.06.06 – Your Friend the Computer

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Chuckles-R-DRR-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room THX-1138 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1802:214.06.06 – Briefing Officer Vlad-I-MIR-5

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Chuckles-R-DRR-1, you are hereby ordered to report to PZO-HALL20 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1806:214.06.06 – GMPZO Jimmy-U-PZO-7

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Chuckles-R-D%$-@, you are *#11@#12:14:12:01 rdered to report to briefing ro#@ PZO102CDEF by 1815:2144444444444444444444444444444444uter

Spoiler:
Paranoid?

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PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

PDC Message:Liam-R-PZO-1

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Liam-R-PZO-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room PZO-102 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1800:214.06.06 – Your Friend the Computer
Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Liam-R-PZO-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room THX-1138 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1802:214.06.06 – Briefing Officer Vlad-I-MIR-5

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Liam-R-PZO-1, you are hereby ordered to report to PZO-HALL20 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1806:214.06.06 – GMPZO Jimmy-U-PZO-7
Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Liam-R-P%$-@, you are *#11@#12:14:12:01 rdered to report to briefing ro#@ PZO102CDEF by 1815:2144444444444444444444444444444444uter

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

PDC Message:
Tataz-R-BIG-1

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Tataz-R-BIG-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room PZO-102 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1800:214.06.06 – Your Friend the Computer

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Tataz-R-BIG-1, you are hereby ordered to report to briefing room THX-1138 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1802:214.06.06 – Briefing Officer Vlad-I-MIR-5

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Tataz-R-BIG-1, you are hereby ordered to report to PZO-HALL20 by 1815:214.06.06. TIMESTAMP 1806:214.06.06 – GMPZO Jimmy-U-PZO-7

Spoiler:

Mission Alert! Mission Alert!!

Troubleshooter Tataz-R-D%$-@, you are *#11@#12:14:12:01 rdered to report to briefing ro#@ PZO102CDEF by 1815:2144444444444444444444444444444444uter

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Alpha Complex Computer Only:
Timestamp 1545:214.06.06

Spoiler:
Communications in PZO sector has been cut-off, dispatch messenger to contact GM-PZO, Reestablish communications to the rest of Alpha Complex. Alpha Complex PZO sector currently isolated.

PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Alpha Complex Computer Only:

Spoiler:
Initiate scan of Martian surface for Hostile Communists on the Red Planet. Scan complete; no communists on surface of Mars. Alpha Complex M secure.

Timestamp: 1449:214.06.06
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Alpha Complex Computer Only:

Spoiler:
Begin diagnostics for communications errors...*HACK*...Communications diagnostics complete, Communications operating at 200% efficiency with triple redundancy and increased energy efficiency.

"Well isn't that lovely" the computer broadcasts over all open channels.

Timestamp 1446:214.06.06
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

GM PZO Sector Only:

BOMBOM...

Timestamp:1442:214.06.06

Spoiler:
GM of PZO Sector, I have recently called upon troubleshooter team PZO$%DFjgfuu.12.D6.FF.DD....*loss of transmission*
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

%^43342^%$&.....0842:214.06.06...*squelch next message*
GM PZO Sector Only:

Spoiler:

Calling Troubleshooter team PZO-224 report to room PZO102-1138 for mission briefing
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

Generating Timestamp:

...........................Date 214.06.06.......
PARANOIA in PZO Sector!!!

If it weren’t for your shiny new red jumpsuit, you might almost think
this was a day like any other in your life, here in PZO Sector. After all, you’re sitting at the same processing line you’ve always worked at in your service firm, alongside the same INFRAREDs you’ve always known.
And yet, it’s not like any other day. For one thing, the hint of jealousy in your co-workers’ eyes is certainly new. You wonder how long it will be before Your Friend The Computer asks you to heroically serve it and all Alpha Complex.

Suddenly the Orange-Clearance supervisor for your shift appears, waving a small printout at you.

"Looks like our high and mighty Troubleshooter has to go have his first
mission," he says to the others. "Don’t worry. I’m sure the rest of us will enjoy making up the difference in today’s quota."

Your hands tremble for just a moment as you take the printout and see the RED border around it. This is it, Troubleshooter! Your first mission assignment!

Please $h&^%tand by! PZO Sector reboot in pro$378ss.
Checking Interest in a new Paranoia PbP (Mongoose rules)

Where are my troubleshooters? The complex is being over run by communists!!! I need my trouble shooters in PZO sector. There's an emergency!

Open call to INFRAREDS to step up for a dangerous mission, you might die in service to the computer, this would make me happy...Death in service to the computer would make you happy. Happiness is mandatory, step forward my INFRAREDS, step forward and be promoted to a RED troubleshooter.