World population expected to reach 7 billion next year


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According to this article.

It seems like it was just yesterday when we crossed the 6 billion boundary...

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yellowdingo wrote:
STOP HAVING SEX! YOU...BREEDER!

I'm disappointed, you didn't have a new theory of global disaster to relate to this news.

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Callous Jack wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
STOP HAVING SEX! YOU...BREEDER!
I'm disappointed, you didn't have a new theory of global disaster to relate to this news.

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... and it's supposed to be 9 billion by 2050.

The funny thing is- when will the Vatican realise that all these extra people will lead to bigger environmental consequences? Of course, supposedly they issed a report saying that the environment is a big concern fairly recently, didn't they? Perhaps all the South American and African Catholics, wbo by that point will far outnumber the Western ones, will form their own breakaway churches leaving the Vatican with decreasing amounts of influence and wealth?

BTW, for any Catholics out there, I'm not knocking your or anyone else's faith! :-)

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Actually - the African Catholics are hard line anti-change fundamentalists.

When there are five billion hungry Africans, you will know all about it.

The phrase: "The Inquisition is in!" comes immediatly to mind.
They will be the sort of Catholic church that invades north America to put the Homosexuals to death.


ericthecleric wrote:
... and it's supposed to be 9 billion by 2050.

that will exceed the earth's weight limit. the earth will sink!


Cannibalism.

It's the only solution.

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Tensor wrote:
ericthecleric wrote:
... and it's supposed to be 9 billion by 2050.

that will exceed the earth's weight limit. the earth will sink!

Once the earth's population hits 9 billion in 2050, the USA can look forward to being paid in Smallpox infected blankets and boxes full of beads for your lands and resources....the irony is lost on you huh?


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I look forward to the megacities and the cursed earth myself. With so many people, lawyers won't make much sense either.


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why are we continuing to breed? The last thing the world needs is more people.


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Thats it! Time to get out the iron chastity belts


Well, we need to breed to produce at least some new people. Propagation of the species, and all that. Unless you are suggesting that we all just use clones from here on out?

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Zuxius wrote:
I look forward to the megacities and the cursed earth myself. With so many people, lawyers won't make much sense either.

Lawyers currently make sense?

Oh wait...I'm supposed to argue the other side of this...

What I meant was "society needs lawyers, just like animals need parasites."

Wait...that's not right either...

F#&& it. I'm off to get me some cyberware and hoarde guns to prepare for the coming dystopia. If anyone asks, I'm a plumber.


Sebastian wrote:
Zuxius wrote:
I look forward to the megacities and the cursed earth myself. With so many people, lawyers won't make much sense either.

Lawyers currently make sense?

Oh wait...I'm supposed to argue the other side of this...

What I meant was "society needs lawyers, just like animals need parasites."

Wait...that's not right either...

f&!~ it. I'm off to get me some cyberware and hoarde guns to prepare for the coming dystopia. If anyone asks, I'm a plumber.

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD USE CLONES! OLD RECKONING TIMES ARE SCARY, WHEN YOU DIE, THAT'S IT!

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WOW 7 billion thats impressive.

I have the perfect solution is tried and true and has worked for untold centuries...(drum roll) WAR!! yes folks lets have lotsa WAR. The cause doesnt matter,the reason is unimportant war is fun for everybody.
(switch to annoying announcer voice)

If you act NOW, thats it right NOW we'll throw in a bonus of famine and plauge but wait thats not all as a speacil price insentive to our club members only death is included absoulty free.

So for one low price of WAR you get all 4 of the collection. Death, War, Famine and Plauge. That will help your over population problem in no time. Speacil requests are available, if you want the really beefy hot looking guy from season one of charmed to be war please expect some delay as thats our most populare model.

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Sebastian wrote:
Zuxius wrote:
I look forward to the megacities and the cursed earth myself. With so many people, lawyers won't make much sense either.

Lawyers currently make sense?

Oh wait...I'm supposed to argue the other side of this...

What I meant was "society needs lawyers, just like animals need parasites."

Wait...that's not right either...

f&~# it. I'm off to get me some cyberware and hoarde guns to prepare for the coming dystopia. If anyone asks, I'm a plumber.

I figure I'll be pretty well off in the coming post-apocalyptic world. Not only am I an engineer, but I also know how to brew beer.


If anyone needs me I'll be down in the basement refurbishing my Y2K survival bunker and cleaning my zombie-killing sawed-off shotgun* ...

* Free monkey kudos for anyone who can spot the paraphrase ..

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Aberzombie wrote:


I figure I'll be pretty well off in the coming post-apocalyptic world. Not only am I an engineer, but I also know how to brew beer.

Yes, I need to learn to all grain brew and then my place in the heirarchy will be secure with the Warlord.

The only thing I hate about war is all those children that suffer. The breeders create innocent children every time.

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Patrick Curtin wrote:

If anyone needs me I'll be down in the basement refurbishing my Y2K survival bunker and cleaning my zombie-killing sawed-off shotgun* ...

* Free monkey kudos for anyone who can spot the paraphrase ..

Ooops, sorry Patrick. I think I borrowed your zombie-killer shotgun and forgot to return it. The zombies in my basement overwhelmed me and grabbed it when I tried to butt him in the head. Anyhow, it's locked in my basement with six or seven hungry zombies (Not sure how many. Depends if they caught Nerrat yet.) You can come over and get it any time.

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