Alick's page

Sadness. Anyone got the witch/ninja mca saved somewhere I can have?

Any idea when the paladin/gunslinger hybrid or ninja/witch hybrid will be posted to the new site?

Hey, just checking in to let you know the wiki is down. Apparently they don't do free non educational wikis anymore.

Sorry I haven't been posting alot. Moving here shortly, so just pretend Alick got summoned by some a-hole on another plane using summon monster or some such.

Someone who hates you.

Hmmm... Walking uphill. If I walk on the ceiling would it be like walking downhill?

Okay then... I quickly burn the net to cinders and pounce out, forming some of my crystals in claws of death. I pounce the nearest bad guy. pounce: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 212d10 + 8 ⇒ (7, 8) + 8 = 23

I use my telekinesis to fly mine and Alyssa's kayak over head where we can take advantage of being ranged combatants. Also, energy ray on a baddie! energy ray: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 294d4 + 12 ⇒ (4, 3, 2, 1) + 12 = 22

I put a crystal on each boat and stop them telekinetically. Also, the crystals I sent forward go until the source of the sound is found. I can scry through them.

It'd probably be a safe idea. Just try not to digest the kayaks in the process. I'll send some crystals down to scout. -sends a few crystals a glow and flies them further down to investigate the source of the sound-

I'll let the current still carry us, but I don't want to get banged around in the process.

I put a telekinetic bubble around our kayak to keep us from getting bounced around any.

I climb into one and... Invite the bear to join me?

I could control a boat, but not all of them.

These are pathfinder/dnd sea lions. Literally half lion half seal. So do a Hercules thing with it.

Xenon: The least noble gas.

Hey, a villian I could look in the eye. And I think we're level 4 or 5. I'm going to say 5 so I can keep my level in echolocater

Right. -glides the ground behind Alissa- So, last hallway, yes? Only one more sword piece left.

-wakens feeling freshened and takes over third watch with Tak-
So, you have an interest in crystals, yes? Amazing things. So many interesting qualities. Vibrations in specific have some interesting effects with crystals. The flames I produce with my crystals are made from subharmonic vibrations I produce telekinetically. I mask it though with also having some pyrotechnic skill. Let people think I'm fire caste. Truth is, I'm one of a few chosen casteless, answering only to my queen. I can produce whichever castes element I want. But do keep that between us, yes? Hopefully I can complete this mission. If we can take out Boron, then my people can reclaim their home from his clutches.

Meh, rest first. Just leveled. Need my power points back... -tries to press to snooze button on the Alissa alarm clock telekinetically-

-keeps napping on the ceiling-

Right... While Jenny gets high I'm gonna go take a nap and rest a bit while we're safe... On the ceiling! Hooray for scorn earth! -walks up the walls and onto the ceiling and lays down to take a nap-

Does this mean we level up and I can take a level in echolocater and no longer have to pretend to keep track of spending power points on levitation?

Alick comes wandering in, still steaming from his boiling bath, dragging a large cooked crayfish by it's tail.
"Foods done. Go get some!" He says before cracking open the tail and scooping out a gob of cooked prawn meat.

I'm torn. I agree the sea lions have not attacked us, but I'm also hungry and low on power and craving some sea food...

I'll let the DM decide how much damage the boiling does to the sea lions. Might also be a good idea to toss the corpses of the crawfish and scorpions in. Have ourselves some dinner after this.

I send my crystals into the water and make them generate enough heat to make the water boil around the sea lions. I also get into the water away from said sea lions to warm myself up after that icy chill feeling. It magically heals me via super hero logic and the rule of cool.

Btw, the firebreath is vs reflex

So 15 points of damage. I take the hits and shrug them off, then headbutt the last scorpion krogan style followed by some psionic style fire breath.
rule of cool headbutt: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 121d10 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
dromite firebug breath: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 263d8 + 5 ⇒ (2, 7, 7) + 5 = 21

Ooh, crit! crit confirm: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

I hulk smash the nearest scorpion with flaming fists of fury!
burning fists of death!: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 332d8 + 2d6 + 16 ⇒ (5, 4) + (4, 2) + 16 = 31

I gather up my remaining will power and bring all my crystals to me, making me a crystal armored juggernaut. I use some psychometabolism shenanigans and boost my strength up the grab the scorpion I damaged and toss it's flaming body at the ogre mage.
grappling the bug: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (16) + 14 = 30
Hulk Throw: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 212d10 + 8 ⇒ (3, 9) + 8 = 20
Pyro explosion: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 233d8 + 6 ⇒ (7, 2, 8) + 6 = 23 If the scorpion hits or not, I manipulate the flames to explode in a first explosion of doom.

No, it's like me gathering my crystals all up and slamming into someone like a flaming meteor from above. Primary target is vs ac, secondary targets in a 10ft radius take half, reflex for half of half.

This is what I get for rolling low on initiative. And for being distracted and without internet access for a week. I Me-Teor strike into the scorpion nearest AMH.
Me-Teor Strike: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 254d8 + 10 ⇒ (6, 6, 2, 7) + 10 = 31

I wonder if the jelly who invented it had the initials K.Y....

This is... I bet there's etchings in some temple dedicated to a deity of sex that's similar to what we're seeing here...

Just rusty razors.

-floats over the first pit- I'd make another bridge but I'm kinda low on power. Want to conserve for whatever baddies we face next.

-follows Alissa, hovering quietly-

I'd think that either A. They'd be unable to successfully breed, B. They'd be able to breed but would most like end up with normal offspring, because don't the angelic/fiendish traits skip generations(?), or C. You'd get one or the other possibly both but as twins.

Facing a pack of half-fiend Vorcha led by a half-dragon Krogan Battlemaster.

Eating on the run of eating with the runs?

If anyone has the pan and dough, I can provide the heat for Nasty's dinner.

Then go Magus. Magic and weapons.

Maybe do a magus/paladin, split the spell slots between divine and arcane(maybe also give a single school and domain line of spells), and combine the aspects of the two in interesting ways.

With him, I think it'd be gravy. Get it. A gravy boat. Cause he likes food.

I'm not great with crunch, so I won't comment there, but you keep switching between philosopher and chemist for the name of the class throughout the write up. Also, take a look at the kineticist brta test from occult adventures. With a little tweaking, it could be your alchemist.

We've been wading through water for awhile now. Or is that water not good enough for you? I'm sure AMH could purify it for you.

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