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Freehold DM wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

Solidarity against the snow, man.

be solid against the snow all you like. The snow will in turn solidify against you!!!!

Fear not folks, I'm on call.

I'm here to assist just $9.99 a bottle get em while its cold and they're hot!!! Hurry suppliers are limited.

Come get Your FIRE IN A BOTTLE here!!! Special only today Buy one get one half off plus if you act now get one FREE!!!!!! A sale so good you would have to think an April Fools joke went terribly wrong yesterday ;D

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Edward Cullen wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I voted for the vampire with all the piercings in his face.

Thank you so much spanky

that one is goth, not emo. now accept your fate and stake yourself

can we burn him?

woot i stay nekkidd, anyone blind yet?

buy your alchemist fire here to banish the unsightly

I am not hooked on Fallout 3.

Your President:
John Henry Eden

*holds incriminating picture of President Eden hugging Fallout 3 case and images from game on TV screen*

Then how do you explain this sir?

MINE!!!!!!!!

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

The boards would be a better place without certain posters I think.

Well, I'll be starving one particular troll. That's the last meal he'll ever get from me. Sad hunchbacked bitter bridge dweller ...

Yeah I know... but I still wanna use alchemist fire to deal with them. :/

Get your Alchemist Fire here, before we run out, great for those nasty trolls, angry mobs, White dragons, and even your mummy. Alchemist Fire here get it while it's hot.