Ahtuz's page

"I don't understand... the world has changed so much in my absence. Wait, why don't these boots work anymore?"

"It has to do with cheap manufacturing standards on the Plane of Earth."

Casting wish to remove 175lbs instead of dieting and everyone says that was cheating. #level20problems

A shimmer in the air reveals a paunch man in inelegant robes eating a pastry.

I can remove them if you'd like.

Venture-Captain Jarl Rukk is real good friend of Sacrab Sages. Also Baba Yaga.

18 barbarian, 88 fame. Currently serving 100 years as a black rider

A slightly paunch man approaches Rukk.

How is the service coming? I brought you a letter from your daughter. Before you ask, yes it is easier to slim down with Wish then actually spend the time. Two hundred and thirty pounds down... Had to buy a whole new wardrobe.

I suppose some may have heard of me.
Venture-Captain Ahtuz, allied with the Dark Archive for the moment.

18 Wizard, 110 Fame. Currently hunting Linnorms for sport.