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Cohle Slaad wrote:
People... I have seen the finale of thousands of lives, man. Young, old, each one so sure of their realness. You know that their sensory experience constituted a unique individual with purpose and meaning. So certain that they were more than biological puppet. The truth wills out, and everybody sees. Once the strings are cut, all fall down.

Not if you are the puppeteer ... Perhaps I have said too much.

Yes, you do not exist. You are all mere nonexisting masses which are the result of your nonexistent parental units' comingled excretions. Please continue about your nonexistence.

<prepares the scissors>

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that "wake him up every few hours" plan won't work ... the 8 hours do not need to be consecutive.

prd on bards and sorcerers wrote:
Daily Readying of Spells: Each day, sorcerers and bards must focus their minds on the task of casting their spells. A sorcerer or bard needs 8 hours of rest (just like a wizard), after which she spends 15 minutes concentrating. (A bard must sing, recite, or play an instrument of some kind while concentrating.) During this period, the sorcerer or bard readies her mind to cast her daily allotment of spells. Without such a period to refresh herself, the character does not regain the spell slots she used up the day before.
prd on wizards wrote:

Rest: To prepare his daily spells, a wizard must first sleep for 8 hours. The wizard does not have to slumber for every minute of the time, but he must refrain from movement, combat, spellcasting, skill use, conversation, or any other fairly demanding physical or mental task during the rest period. If his rest is interrupted, each interruption adds 1 hour to the total amount of time he has to rest in order to clear his mind, and he must have at least 1 hour of uninterrupted rest immediately prior to preparing his spells. If the character does not need to sleep for some reason, he still must have 8 hours of restful calm before preparing any spells.

Recent Casting Limit/Rest Interruptions: If a wizard has cast spells recently, the drain on his resources reduces his capacity to prepare new spells. When he prepares spells for the coming day, all the spells he has cast within the last 8 hours count against his daily limit.

So they can keep waking him up every few hours, but after 10-12 hours of interrupted sleep, he should be able to regain his spells and when the "wake him up" again, he can charm the guards to release him. And then he can go to the people with true tales of repression and torture ... a fallen paladin AND a large increase to the kingdom's unrest would be a hell of a double whammy.

It would also make for a great foot in the door for a religious group to make a more permanent presence in the kingdom (Erastil at the old temple, the Green God at the mite's tree, whichever diety the kobolds now follow if they are still around, etc.). Give the paladin atonement in exchange for the establishment of a temple within the capital (or a cathedral if you want to make it really hurt on the BP front).

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Do all people taste the same, or does the flavor vary from region to region?

And as a related question, when one turns into a zombie, how does that affect one's ability to taste? As one who enjoys a good meal and good drink, if my sense of taste went, I think that would really suck. Of course, then again, seeing what zombies eat ...

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Benchak the Nightstalker wrote:
Advocating Devil wrote:
Sorry, this word 'chill' is not in the Official Infernal Dictionary.
I don't know man, Gelugon are pretty chill...

They're not this 'chill' thing. They're cold as hell. ;)

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Renewing my request for chill.

Sorry, this word 'chill' is not in the Official Infernal Dictionary.

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Dear AM BARBARIAN,

I am assuming you are a 3.5 barbarian and not a PF barbarian due to your seemingly inherent distrust of all things "casty". If this is true, how are you responding to our questions? Aren't 3.5 barbarians illiterate?

And isn't that really why you have a violent dislike for "castys"? The fact they are always reading, just seeming to rub your stubby little nose in it? Seeming to flaunt their assumed superiority over you just because letters looks like squiggles and you never learned to tie a bootlace, so you have to wear pull up boots.

Just curious.

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Grand Magus wrote:
Weekly Time Sheet

You seem to be having trouble with your TPS Reports ...

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Pfizer Rep wrote:
Advocating Devil wrote:

Ah, two more souls. I'll meet my quota in no time.

And I win.

You_know_nothing.

I know why quota is being filled, and at a detriment to your own! Now hand me one of those souls you collected. We'll see who makes Soul Reclamation Specialist of the Millennium this time.

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Ah, two more souls. I'll meet my quota in no time.

And I win.

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Billy Mays_ wrote:
DJ-Bogie wrote:
Well done Billy Mays, I couldn't agree with you more, because I lost!

fixed

Also I win!

For the sake of Argument, let's say you did win. What would then become of this thread? Due to it's very nature it very well would cease to be, would it not?

Taking that as Truth, then would it not also stand to reason that as I am responding to you that you indeed did not win as the thread thus continues and the posting continues?

Indeed, as I have thus posted, I, for the fleeting moment, win this thread.

Should one decide to post after this post, please note the price per post has been increased by exactly one soul per post, payable upon submission. Thank you for you attention to this matter.