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I did make a reskin of the Immolation Devil in a thread for fun. It's called the Castigator Devil and it specializes in punishing those who seek to cheat Hell, whether by trying to get out of bargains for planar ally/binding or try to renege on selling their souls by hunting down the devil holding the contract..

Reskin a Monster! thread.

Have YOU been cheated out of your hard-earned souls? They need to be tortured and tortured and tortured! Call Phlegm Badder, the Nessus Torturer, the tough, smart torturer! He pushes the right pressure points to get 'em to cough up all the souls they owe YOU! Conjure TODAY!

Corrupt Corporate Executive wrote:

83. All the thieves steal your gold because they know BLACK FRIDAY is nearly upon us! I have many a deal NOBODY can refuse! Don't blame the sinner, blame the SAVINGS!!

What CR is this "Black Friday" and why does it want us all dead?

84. Somethings got to do it it might as well be ....

Nobody wants you dead, friend, except for maybe other shoppers gunning for that same rare once-in-a-lifetime Tickle-Me-Otyugh doll you absolutely have to have for your children.

As a manifestation of the Almighty Dollar, Black Friday is only slightly less unkillable than Cyber-Monay. NOTHING will stop you from collecting on MONSTROUS savings! But do so quickly because,

89. These savings are only available for a LIMITED TIME OFFER.

83. All the thieves steal your gold because they know BLACK FRIDAY is nearly upon us! I have many a deal NOBODY can refuse! Don't blame the sinner, blame the SAVINGS!!

930. But it's all worth it thanks to Jak Crimmy's Cinnamon-Crusted Flapjacks!

Paladin Falls!

Sir Whately Whinge Poncebottom the Third of the Silver Sable Rangers Company has fallen off of his celestial hippogriff into the market square, crushing an applecart. Those who misunderstood the nature of his fall began taking up a collection for his atonement, but after some clarification, the donations are going for his resurrection (minus the cost of one applecart).

See what happens when you perish at an inopportune time without extralife insurance, folks? Your resurrection could leave your loved ones, familiars, and adventuring companions penniless. Don't leave them dependent upon the kindness of strangers like NPCs are wont to do!

And for those of you who thought you could never afford extra-life insurance, don't worry, the Druid is here to tell you that with All-Fate forgiveness, your first time dead by "rocks fall, you die!" will not increase your premiums. A few gold pieces a month could lend you a whole new angle on life! All-Fate, reincarnation is on your side!

NEWSFLASH!

11 out of 10 cartwrights recommend fixing broken bannedwagons with BANNED-AID, the spray on anti-bloat! With BANNED-AID, you'll feel like your own Gamemaster!

NEWSFLASH! Recent studies have shown that fallen paladins are the #1 group most likely to succumb to S.A.D (Sudden-onset Antipaladin Disorder).

But fret not, paladins! Druma Industries scientists have developed a way to prevent falling in the first place, FAITH ALERT! When you're facing temptation, hold this phylactery and we'll be notified. A cleric will be on their way to help you in your time of need! Don't be alone! Get Faith Alert before it's too late!

"Help, I've fallen, and I can't atone!"