Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

A Squirrel's page

9 posts. Alias of Great Green God.


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The squirrel starts.

"Cheeble." it says. Then is vigorously rubs its face with its adorable little hand-like fore-paws.

Squirrel:
"OMG! There's a huge apex predator over there! If I'm lucky it will eat these bipeds first!"


"Cheeble." Goes the squirrel. Then is vigorously rubs its face with its adorable little hand-like fore-paws.

Squirrel:
"OMG! There's a huge apex predator over there! If I'm lucky it will eat these bipeds first!"


....!?!


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Karayan wrote:
"Do we need more food?" he asks while he checks to see if his acid and alchemist's fire flasks are secured on his belt. "I have been told that squirrel tastes like chicken...."

!!! The squirrel vigorously scrubs at its shocked face.


....?


Cheeble:
"They are very big around here. Very. Big."

The squirrel wipes its face again.


Cheeble:
"The Sparkly Lords sent me to return this portable nut holder to Smells-of-Burnt-Dog. Can I go now Smells-of-Girl?" The squirrel says solemnly looking between you and Numalar.
The squirrel's beady, black eyes dart among the party but linger over Sir Didymus and Luna suspiciously. It makes a face-washing motion with its tiny, little forepaws.


Numalar, this was the case your copy of the charter was in. It is now empty.

Currently, the only out of place magical effects are centered on Scarlet's blades and out in the woods (east, northeast and southeast).

The squirrel tilts its head to one side. "Cheeble?"

Knowledge (nature): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21

"It seems to be an ordinary squirrel." Celyne says.

From somewhere out eastward the party hears laughter.


Celyne and Luna draw themselves up ready for a fight. Just then from out of the underbrush bursts--a squirrel!

"Cheeble." It says and one of Numalar's scroll cases drops from its mouth.