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OF COURSE, NEEDS A 9 LEVEL SPELL PROGRESSION.


AN INT BASED DIVINE CASTER THAT USES A SPELLBOOK, GETS 2ND LEVEL SPELLS AT THIRD LEVEL AND HAS A DECENT SPELL SELECTION AND GETS PERCEPTION AS A CLASS SKILL.


AM BATTY BAT wrote:
BATTY BAT AM NOT BE RUDOLPH, AM DIBS ON BLITZEN. HIM AM ONLY NAME SOUND FAST ENOUGH.

AM CASTING CONTINUAL FLAME ON BATTY BAT'S NOSE, AM DISMISSING ON NEW YEARS.


HASTE ONE OF THE FAVORITE THINGS AM CAN BE DOING IN COMBAT, UNTIL BLESSING OF FERVOR BECOMES AVAILABLE.


OK, DON'T FORGET SOME HEALTHY PRE BUFFING, FALSE LIFE AND AID ON YOURSELF TO MAKE IT SO YOU CAN SURVIVE BEING SLAPPED AROUND BY THE GOOD GUYS. HASTE YOUR MINIONS AND TOSS UP A PRAYER TO BOOST YOUR PEOPLE AND HINDER YOUR PLAYERS.

WHILE DHAMPIR IS INTERESTING, IT TAKES A CON HIT AND DOES NOT HAVE A BONUS TO ANY OF YOUR CASTY STATS, I FELT YOUR VILLIAN COULD BE A HUMAN WHO WAS CORRUPTED BY WHATEVER SHE ACTUALLY SERVES INTO A TIEFLING.


AM LIKING MY REAL PARTY

AM HAVING ME, WIZARD/CLERIC

AM HAVING RANGER WITH THE SWORD AND BOARD

AM HAVING PALADIN ARCHER

AM HAVING MAGUS WITH THE MAGIC CROSSBOW

AM HAVING INQUISITOR WITH THE MACE AND BOARD AND THE ARCHERY

AM HAVING BURNING DITZ AM SORCERER WHO REMINDS EVERYONE HOW GREAT WIZARD IS BY SUCKING EVEN FOR A SORCERER.

LOTS OF MEAT BETWEEN ME AND BAD GUYS, INCOMPETENT SORCERER DRAWING FIRE, LOTS OF SHOOTY ON MY SIDE, RANGER TO SOAK UP BUFFS.

IS NICE.


MULTICLASSING MAKE ME MAN I AM TODAY.


AGAINST THE BARB, I SAY SCREW WITH HIS MIND, AGAINST THE MONK, I SAY CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HIDE, THEN GO AFTER HIS BOW. PROTECTION FROM ARROWS TOO, THIS IS A THEURGE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

WITH A SINGLE INVISIBILITY SPELL THIS WOMAN CAN HAVE A +41 STEALTH, USE IT.


WHEN SHE DECIDES NOT TO BE SUBTLE, I RECOMMEND SHE TRAVELS BY SEDAN CHAIR CARRIED BY ANIMATED DEAD, ITS JUST A VILLAIN ASCETIC THING.


FIRST, PUT CLONE SOMEWHERE PLAYERS WILL FIND IT. THIS WILL POINT OUT A LOGICAL METHOD OF RECURRING AND GIVE YOUR PLAYERS THE SATISFACTION OF NIPPING THAT IN THE BUD.

SECOND, BUFF HER INT AND CHARISMA AND HAVE HER GO AFTER THE BARBARIAN WHO MIGHT NOT HAVE A WILL SAVE WORTH MENTIONING.

MINIONS, SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE ANIMATED UNDEAD FROM BOTH DIVINE AND ARCANE CLASSES, COMBINE THAT WITH 5 OR SO LEVEL ONE SERVANTS (I RECOMMEND COMMONERS WITH CRAFT AND PROFESSION SKILLS SHE WOULD FIND USEFUL) AND A 7TH LEVEL COHORT (GIVE HER A TANK) SHE SHOULD BE GOOD AT BUFFING HER OWN MINIONS AND WREAKING HAVOC ON YOUR PLAYERS AS SHE CAN GO INVISIBLE, SNEAK, DAZE AND LAUGH AS HER FRIENDS GANG UP ON THE GUY WHO CANNOT DEFEND HIMSELF.


Master_Crafter wrote:

Oh, and I think that what AM MYSTIC THEURGE is trying to say is just that, as a dual spontaneous caster MT, as long as you know a spell in either of your classes, you essentially can count it as a spell known for both of your classes as long as it falls under the level maximum for the MT Combined Spells class feature. Therefore, as long as you know a spell as an Oracle, you effectively know it as a Sorcerer/Bard as well and vice-versa, without actually having to learn it from the other class's spell list or take up the spells known slot for that class.

Of course, it would have been nice if he had just said that.

MORE A COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A LIMITED NUMBER OF SPELLS YOU CAN KNOW, SO IF YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE REDUNDANT SPELLS YOU ARE WASTING YOUR OWN TIME.

BUT COMBINED SPELLS DO IN FACT HELP A SPONTANEOUS THEURGE.


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IF YOU WANT TO SEE A RAGELANCEPOUNCE GET A CASTY TO STAND IN THE OPEN AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE. JUST REMEMBER TO SCOTCH GUARD YOUR CLOTHING FIRST.


HERE IS FIRST DRAFT

DECIDED NOT TO MAKE HER SPELL LIST BUT SHE CAN SCRIBE ANY SPELL TO HER BOOK FOR FREE, AND IF YOUR PLAYERS KILL HER AND TAKE HER BOOK THE BOOK IS CONSIDERED BLANK, SO YOU DID NOT JUST HAND YOUR PLAYERS A BOOK OF FREE SPELLS. I BUDGETED A CLONE IN HER BUILD SO IF SHE DIES SHE CAN POP UP LATER. WHERE SHE KEEPS IT IS UP TO YOU, ITS NOT REALLY THE CLONER'S PROBLEM ANYMORE.

SHE STANDS A DECENT CHANCE OF COVERTLY TOUCHING PEOPLE, DAZING TOUCH CAN TURN A RAGING BARBARIAN INTO A STATUE UNBELIEVABLY EASILY. I WOULD OPEN UP BY SURROUNDING HER IN A CLOUD AND HAVING HER BUFF HER ANIMATED DEAD AND MINIONS BEFORE GOING INVISIBLE BEFORE SNEAKING OUT UNDER COVER OF INVISIBILITY TO WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR PLAYERS.


WHAT RACE SHOULD SHE BE OR APPEAR TO BE?


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:

Theme: the new PC's Evil Ex

Worshipper of Norgorber, except that recently she's turned away from that towards something else, possibly something even worse. (PC was figuring this out, so she arranged to have him shanghaied by a bunch of demon cultists.)

Emphasis is on Int over Wis. I'm thinking a certain amount of intellectual arrogance is part of the package. She was a wizard first.

Wizard side is either a Diviner or an Enchanter. Cleric side is Norgorber, though that may have just changed.

15 point buy.

I really have no idea how to build this character! It seems like you could go all sorts of different ways -- mind melter, touch monkey, ray-gal. And it definitely seems like you could get some powerful synergies. But I hardly know where to begin.

Doug M.

GIVE ME SOME TIME, BUT I CAN TELL YOU SHE DOES NOT DO MOST OF THE ASSKICKING HERSELF, SHE BUFFS HER SKELETAL CHAMPION COHORT AND SCREWS WITH HIM USING THE GLORY OF LOW LEVEL SPELLS.


Douglas Muir 406 wrote:

Want to build a Wiz 3/ Clr 3 / MyT 3. This seems likely to take some time, so I was wondering if anyone knew of one already statted.

Doug M.

LIKING THE IDEA BUT NEED MORE INFO, DO YOU HAVE A THEME IN MIND? WHAT IS AN ACCEPTABLE POINT BUY, WHAT RELIGIOUS BELIEFS ARE IMPORTANT FOR YOUR THEURGE?


mdt wrote:
AM MYSTIC THEURGE wrote:

ARE YOU ALLOWED 3.5 FEATS? HOW ARE YOU SET UP FOR TRAITS?

PRACTICED SPELLCASTER (FROM 3.5) AND/OR MAGICAL KNACK HELP ALLOT WITH CASTER LEVEL. IF YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS NOT COMPLETELY IN THE TOILET I STILL STRONGLY RECOMMEND WIZARD OVER SORCERER, BUT ITS YOUR CROSS TO BEAR, YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT.

Stats are up above, as I said before, a 12 INT is not a wizard in the making. :) And yes, I'm planning on taking Practiced Spellcaster for both classes, whichever they end up being. A two feat tax to boost CL by 4 each is not at all a waste.

HENCE THE CRAFT MISC MAGIC ITEMS, THE ABILITY TO LEARN ANY SPELL YOUR CLASS PROVIDES IS THAT IMPORTANT, ESPECIALLY TO THEURGY. AND YOU HAVE A POSITIVE INTELLIGENCE BONUS IS GOOD ENOUGH. JUST DON'T FOCUS ON SPELLS THAT ALLOW A SAVING THROW.


ARE YOU ALLOWED 3.5 FEATS? HOW ARE YOU SET UP FOR TRAITS?

PRACTICED SPELLCASTER (FROM 3.5) AND/OR MAGICAL KNACK HELP ALLOT WITH CASTER LEVEL. IF YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS NOT COMPLETELY IN THE TOILET I STILL STRONGLY RECOMMEND WIZARD OVER SORCERER, BUT ITS YOUR CROSS TO BEAR, YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT.


Mahorfeus wrote:
Well, there's always the Arcane Armor Training line. Unless you plan on Quickening spells down the line, you might not need the swift action for anything else anyway. Seeing as you'd meet the prerequisites just from having a level in Oracle, it wouldn't be horrendous.

WITH THE BUILD HE'S PROPOSING HE NEEDS TO BE 16TH LEVEL BEFORE HE CAN QUICKEN A FIRST LEVEL SPELL, ARCANE ARMOR TRAINING IS FINE, I RECOMMEND PAIRING IT WITH CRAFTING ARMS AND ARMOR AS THE REAL BENEFIT IS PUTTING ALL SORTS OF RESISTANCES AND SKILL BONUSES INTO A ARMOR SLOT.

PASSIVE BONUSES LIKE IMPROVED INIT, TOUGHNESS AND SPELL FOCUS TEND TO TREAT A THEURGE BETTER THAN METAMAGIC.


IMPROVED INITIATIVE - GOING FIRST IS VERY IMPORTANT
WARRIOR PRIEST - BEING HURT IS PART OF THE JOB AND THE INITIATIVE BONUS IS NICE
CRAFT MISC MAGIC ITEM - CONGRATS, THIS IS YOUR FEAT TAX. IT ALLOWS YOU TO BUILD HEADBANDS WHICH YOU NEED MORE THAN ANY OTHER CLASS, AND BLESSED BOOKS WHICH DRASTICALLY LOWER THE COST OF SCRIBING SPELLS INTO A SPELLBOOK. IT ALSO LETS YOU MAKE IOUN STONES WHICH CAN INCREASE YOUR CASTER LEVEL AND GIVE YOU ALERTNESS.

IF YOU HAVE A FAMILIAR INSTEAD OF A BONDED OBJECT:
SKILL FOCUS: KNOWLEDGE (WHATEVER)
ELDRITCH HERITAGE - MAKES YOUR FAMILIAR TRACK WITH YOUR CLASS.

METAMAGIC IS ACTUALLY LESS IMPORTANT FOR YOU, YOU HAVE MORE SPELLS BUT LESS SPELL LEVELS TO PLAY WITH. AS YOU ARE OFTEN A BUFFMEISTER EXTEND SPELL WORKS WELL AND IS REASONABLY PRICED.

COSMOPOLITAN - PERCEPTION AS A CLASS SKILL AND SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE UMD.

VARSIAN TATTOO - CONJURATION IS USEFUL IF YOU ARE A HEALER.

TOUGHNESS - YOU WILL NEVER REGRET MORE HIT POINTS, BUT YOU SHOULD MAKE A BELT TO DEAL WITH THAT.

GREAT FORTITUDE, LIGHTENING REFLEXES - YOU SHOULD HAVE A CRAZY HIGH WILL SAVE, BUT BOOSTING YOUR OTHERS IS NICE.

ARCANE ARMOR TRAINING - YOUR CLERIC OR DRUID CLASS GIVES YOU ARMOR PROFICIENCY AND THIS FEAT LETS YOU HANG SOME IMPRESSIVE ENCHANTMENTS ON YOUR ARMOR SLOT. IF YOUR GM ALLOWS ULTIMATE COMBAT ARMORS DISREGARD THIS AS SILK CEREMONIAL ARMOR OR A HARAMIKI FILLS THIS NEED. ITS NOT ABOUT THE AC ITS ABOUT ALL THE NEAT ARMOR ENCHANTS.

CRAFT ARMS AND ARMOR - SEE ABOVE, A SINGLE GARMENT THAT CAN GIVE RESISTANCE TO ALL SORTS OF ENERGY, BONUSES TO SKILLS AND DAMAGE REDUCTION OR RESISTANCE TO CRITICAL HITS OR SNEAK ATTACKS.

ALSO, I CAN SEE A THEURGE DROPPING ANY SCHOOL EXCEPT TRANSMUTATION. I'M NOT SAYING YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON IT BUT ALMOST A THIRD OF ALL WIZARD SPELLS ARE TRANSMUTATIONS AND ALMOST EVERY BUFF WORTH TAKING IS A TRANSMUTATION. SERIOUSLY DROP ENCHANTMENT (YOU CAN DO MOST OF THAT STUFF WITH CLERIC SPELLS), NECROMANCY OR DIVINATION BEFORE TRANSMUTATION.


mdt wrote:

*le sigh*

I should have known that a request to not get the thread bogged down in 'that is bad plan' arguments would be ignored.

I AM TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.

LOOK, YOU NEED TO BE 4TH LEVEL WITH TWO CLASSES BEFORE YOU CAN QUALIFY FOR THE CLASS, THE 6 LEVEL SLOG IS DOABLE FOR A WIZARD-CLERIC/DRUID THEURGE BECAUSE YOU CAN GORGE YOURSELF ON VARIETY. GOING THEURGE WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF BEING ABLE TO LEARN ANY AND ALL OF YOUR CLASS'S SPELLS IS MORE BORING THEN PLAYING A FIGHTY. YOU HAVE ONLY ONE SECOND LEVEL SPELL UNTIL 9TH LEVEL, MULTI CLASSING DOES NOTHING TO HELP YOUR BLOODLINE ABILITIES.


THIS HOW AM MYSTIC THEURGE ALWAYS TALK, THIS HOW AM PARTY TALK.

THE ISSUE IS NOT OPTIMIZATION THE ISSUE IS BEING 8TH LEVEL AND HAVING NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT, THE ISSUE IS BEING 9TH LEVEL AND NOT BEING ABLE TO CAST THIRD LEVEL SPELLS, OR BEING 10TH AND ONLY GETTING ONE THIRD LEVEL SPELL FROM EACH CLASS. AM SOME BUILDS WHERE MAGUS WOULD BE WORKING, BUT MT IS A WIZARD CLASS.


AM ADVISING YOU NOT TO DO IT, SINGLE CASTING ATTRIBUTE IS NOT WORTH A 4 LEVEL DIP. SORCERER ONLY A DECENT CLASS WHEN YOU CAREFULLY CHOOSE BLOODLINE POWERS AND BUILD ON THEM. THEURGY NOT PLAYING WELL WITH BLOODLINE POWERS. THEURGY NOT FOR HITTING, BARBAROANM FOR HITTING, THEURGY FOR BUFFING, DEBUFFING AND CHANGING REALITY TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS.


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AM MYSTIC THEURGE HAVE IDEA,

AM MYSTIC THEURGE HAVE LEADERSHIP FEAT, HALF OF AM THEURGE'S FOLLOWERS ARE MOSTLY MENFOLK WHO HAVE CRAFTY TYPE SKILLS OTHER HALF ARE MOSTLY WOMENFOLK WITH GATHERY TYPE SKILLS. AM THEURGE NOT FIXATED ON HETERO NORMS OR GENDER ROLES AND AM THEURGE CLERIC OF SHEYLN SO AM HAVING SAME SOME SEX COUPLES AS WELL. POINT IS AM MYSTIC THEURGE'S FOLLOWERS IS A WANDERING VILLAGE OF CRAFTYS WHO BUILD BUILDINGS WITH AM THEURGE WHO IS A MASTER ARCHITECT WHO GOES AROUND DESIGNING GREAT STRUCTURES AND THEN BUILDING THEM WITH HIS FOLLOWERS. AM THEURGE MAKE SURE THEY ALL HAVE YURTS, HORSES, LIVESTOCK, MASTERWORK TOOLS, MAGICAL HEALING AND SOME MAGIC ITEMS BECAUSE AM MYSTIC THEURGE IS GENEROUS, NOT CAUSE HE HAS TO BUT CAUSE HE WANTS TO.

AM MYSTIC THEURGE IS WORKING ON PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT BUILDING AND NEED ENGINEERING CONSULTATION, SO HE SEND SENDING TO GOOD FRIEND AM BARBARIAN AND AM BATTY BAT (AM MYSTIC THEURGE NOT LIKE ELITISM SO HE ALLWAYS KEEPS BATTY BAT IN LOOP, MANY WOULD TREAT HIM LIKE CLASS ABILITY BUT AM MYSTIC THEURGE KNOW BATTY BAT IS PERSON) AND ASKS HIM FOR ENGINEERING CONSULT. AM BARBARIAN AGREES CAUSE AM MYSTIC THEURGE IS CONSIDERATE FRIEND WHO SEES MORE THAN A RAGE LANCE POUNCY BARBARIAN, AM MYSTIC THEURGE SEES BEAUTIFUL GARDEN IN AM BARBARIAN AND IS TRUE FRIEND EVEN IF AM DWARF CLERIC SAY AM THEURGE NOT REAL AM CHARACTER.

WHILE AM BARBARIAN IS SKETCHING OUT SCAFFOLDING DESIGN TO AM THEURGE'S FOLLOWERS CAN CONSTRUCT TOWER SAFELY AND EFFICIENTLY AM MYSTIC THEURGE CASTS HERO'S FEAST, AND PRESTIDIGITATION TO CLEAN DEAD BUGS OFF OF AM BARBARIAN AND BATTY BAT, TWO OF AM THEURGE'S FOLLOWERS RUB WARM OIL INTO BATTY BAT'S SORE MUSCLES. THEY EAT, TALK ABOUT THE PROJECT, REMINISCE ABOUT OLD TIMES AND THAT TIME SCHRODINGER'S CASTY CHANGED HIS BUILD FOUR TIMES IN A SINGLE FIGHT.

ABOUT THIS TIME SCHRODINGER'S CASTY APPEARS OVER THE HORIZON AND CASTS HIS SPELL "DELIVER SINISTER MONOLOGUE" (IS LIKE MESSAGE, ONLY MORE ANNOYING), AM MYSTIC THEURGE SAYS "I'M THE HOST, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT." BUT AM BARBARIAN SAYS "YOU KNOW THE RULES, HE'S MY NEMESIS, I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM", AM MYSTIC THEURGE SAYS "AT LEAST LET ME BUFF YOU" AND AM BARBARIAN SAYS "OKEY DOKEY". AM MYSTIC THEURGE USES SPELL SYNTHESIS TO CAST WEAPON OF AWE AND ENLARGE PERSON ON AM BARBARIAN, THIS GIVES AM BARBARIAN. AM MYSTIC THEURGE'S FOLLOWERS RUN INTO A GROUP OF EXPEDITION PAVILIONS THAT ARE THE EMERGENCY LOCATION AND AM MYSTIC THEURGE COVERS THEM WITH A ECTOPLASMIC WALL OF STONE, AM THEURGE'S FOLLOWERS BEGINS PLAYING THE EMERGENCY LYRE OF BUILDING WHICH IS USED TO PRESERVE STRUCTURES AND QUICKLY PLANT CROPS AND CLEAN UP SITES BUT NOT TO BUILD BECAUSE OF THE UNION CONTRACT.

AM BARBARIAN IS NOW DOING RAGELANCEPOUNCE WITH A LARGE LANCE WHICH DOES 2D6 INSTEAD OF 1D8, HE IS +2 STRONGER FROM A SIZE BONUS AND HIS WEAPON DEALS ANOTHER +2 DAMAGE BRINGING HIS RAGELANCEPOUNCE TO +48/48/43/38/33 for 6d6+159, +177 VS CASTYS. IF AM BARBARIAN SMASH PUNY CAST IN SIGHT OF MY TENT THEN HE CAN SEE THE FLAG ON TOP, WHICH GIVE HIM A +2 TO SKILLS, ATTACK ROLLS AND SAVING THROWS (BATTY BAT TOO), FLAG AM VERY PROMINENT CAUSE I HAVE MANY FOLLOWERS MAKING SKILL CHECKS IN SIGHT OF IT ALL DAY LONG. FLAG AM PROTECTED BY HARDNESS, FORTIFYING STONE AND RUNE THAT CAST WALL OF FORCE AROUND IT WHEN IT TOUCHED, NOBODY AM CAPTURING FLAG OF EVERYONE DO GOOD.

I NOW CAUSE MORE DAMAGE THAN RAGELANCEPOUNCE BY MAKING RAGELANCEPOUNCE BETTER, AM DOING DAMAGE WITH POWER OF FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK, NOT CARE IF AM BARBARIAN DO MORE DAMAGE BECAUSE AM MYSTIC THEURGE HAVE BEST ABILITY OF ALL, GOOD FRIENDS.


NOBODY LIKES KINETICKILLORBITALSTRIKE?


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PUT ON NECKLACE OF CLEAN AIR ALWAYS AND KIDNEY BELT OR RING OF COLD NOT BE BOTHERING ME SO MUCH.

CAST OVERLAND FLIGHT, GO UP FOR SEVERAL HOURS.

CAST EXTENDED MAJOR CREATION TO MAKE BIIIIIIG ADAMANTITE SPIKE, LET IT FALL ON OR NEAR TARGET. TUNGSTEN SPIKE IF YOU HAVE LOTS OF KNOW METALLURGY.

GO BACK TO MAKING MAGIC ITEMS FOR FRIEND AND BEST CUSTOMER AM BARBARIAN.


dragonfire8974 wrote:
DeathSpot wrote:
Fozbek wrote:
Of course he can see the mountain. He isn't teleporting, he's moving. Because he isn't doing anything that requires him to move in a straight line, he can change his course as he moves. BATTY's fly skill is surely sufficient to do any aerial maneuver that might be required.
Of course he can. I've posted earlier in the thread that seeing a mountain is not something that requires a perception check. It'd just be hilarious if he ran into one because he was moving too fast to see it before he moved.
AM BARBARIAN and BATTY BAT died tragically one day while moving too fast in a slightly downward direction and encountered massive arboreal resistance

THEN THEY WOKE UP IN THEIR CLONING TANKS AND I USED SOME SCROLLS OF RESTORATION ON THEM AND THEY WENT ON THEIR WAY, AFTER SUNDERING DEATH.


AM DWARF CLERIC wrote:
AM BARD wrote:
AM DWARF CLERIC wrote:

DIVINEPOWERLANCEPOUNCE

AM MYSTIC THEURGE NOT TALK RIGHT CAUSE AM HAVE HIGH INT. IS PATRONIS...PATRON..IS MAKING FUN OF AM PARTY. AM DWARF CLERIC NOT LIKE HAVING BUFF PARTY SUPPORT TOES STEPPED ON. AM DWARF CLERIC HAS POUNCE TOO. AM DWARF CLERIC SMASH PRETENDER!

NEW AM PARTY RULES:
1.ANY AM PERSONS WANTING TO JOIN AM NOT ALLOWED FULL ARCANE CASTY.
2.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO HAVE POUNCE TYPE TRICK
3.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO HAVE TOUGH MOUNT
7.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO WEAR ARMOR SO NOT MISTAKEN FOR CASTY NERD
9.AM NINJA BREAK RULES BUT CAN HANG WITH AM PARTY CAUSE WE CAN'T SEE NINJA ANYWAY. ONLY HEAR WHEN AM NINJA TALK TO MUCH.

4. SOME RULES NOT APPLY TO AM BARD

5. ANY AM PERSONS WISHING TO JOIN AM NOT ALLOWED FULL DIVINE CASTY
6. KICK REALITY TO THE CURB AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
8. ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!

ALL RULZ APPLY TO AM PARTY.

AM BARD CAN HAVE POUNCY TYPE POWER IF LIKE SARENRAE
AM BARD CAN HAVE TOUGH MOUNT- GET COOL DRAGON COHORT
RULE 5. OK. AM DWARF CLERIC HAVE FIGHTER (DRAGOON) LEVEL SO NOT FULL CASTY. AM DWARF SOMATIC COMPONENT IS GIVE CASTY THE FINGER!

DWARF CLERIC IS A BIT BOSSY, CAN MAKE POUNCY THEURGE BUT IT IS LIKE FISH WITH BICYCLE. WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE AM PARTY'S "AM Q"? I LIKE MAKING LANCES AND GOGGLES OF DETECT SCHRODINGER'S CASTY, I LIKE HAVING BUFFS HANDY, LIKE HAVING BAG OF ENDLESS MOVIE THEATER POPCORN TO SIT BACK AND WATCH AM PARTY BEAT UP MINIONS OF SCHRODINGER'S CASTY.

1. AM 2/3 ARCANE CASTY, 2/3 DIVINE CASTY.
2. CAN GET POUNCE FROM DROOD LEVELS IF I CHOOSE BUT IS NOT VERY HELPFUL.
3. LEADERSHIP MOUNT, LIKE WYVRNS BUT THEY MIGHT BE SUB OPTIMAL
7. UC GIVE ME KIDNEY BELT OF POWER, ALSO LIKING QUILTED CLOTH, AM ALRIGHT WITH ARCANE ARMOR TRAINING BUT REALLY USE IT TO LAYER SOME DEFENSIVE ENCHANTS.
9. WHERE IS HE?
4. AM WANTING POUNCY EXEMPTION IF BARD GET EXEMPTION.
5. AM 2/3 DIVINE.
6. IS JOB DESCRIPTION
8. YES.


AM BARBARIAN wrote:

BARBARIAN FEEL MIGHTY FINE. AM GOING TO KEEP CASTY AND PET CASTY AND HUG CASTY AND SQUEEZE CASTY AND NEVER EVER EVER LET CASTY GO. AM TAKE CASTY HOME AND NAME CASTY GEORGE. AM BEING BEST OF FRIENDS. CLEARLY, AM THE GREATEST OF FRIENDS OF ALL. MUCH HUGS TO CASTY--

...CASTY?

WHY AM YOU NOT BREATHING CASTY?

WHY AM THERE RED STUFF... CASTY AM PLAYING JOKE, RIGHT?

...GEORGE?

GEORGE?

GEORGE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

BARBARIAN GO HOME, EAT BEN AND JERRYS AND CURL UP ON COUCH. AM SQUISHING NEW FRIEND. D:

THIS IS WHY I PUMP MY CON SO HIGH, GOT BELT THAT GIVES CON, WROTE BOOK ON CON, WISHED FOR CON. ALSO HAVE CAVES WITH CLONES IN IT, AND REINCARNATE WHEN I GET TOO OLD, AM NOT HARD TO KNOCK DOWN, AM VERY HARD TO KEEP DOWN.


AM INQUISITOR wrote:
AM CAVALIER wrote:
AM BARBARIAN wrote:
GUYS, AM CLEARLY ENEMY OF SCHRODINGER CASTY. ENEMY OF ENEMY AM FRIEND.
So what if they are the Enemy of an Enemy of an Enemy?
THEN THEY AM CONFUSING. ALSO WHY YOU NO AM SPEAKING LIKE TRUE AM CHARACTER WITH ALL CAPS?

USE YOUR SUITE OF DETECTY ABILITIES ON HIM, HE MIGHT BE SCHRODINGER'S CASTY IN DISGUISE.


AM CAVALIER wrote:
AM BARBARIAN wrote:
GUYS, AM CLEARLY ENEMY OF SCHRODINGER CASTY. ENEMY OF ENEMY AM FRIEND.
So what if they are the Enemy of an Enemy of an Enemy?

THEN RAGELANCEPOUNCE OR CHALLANGELANCEPOUNCE OR POUNCECHARGESPAMLANCESPAMEGGSCHARGEPOUNCELANCESPAMBACONEGGSPOUNCE. ITS NOT COMPLICATED, CASTY WHO HELPS YOU AND IS NOT CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL YOU IS FRIENDLY CASTY AND NOT FOR LANCING.


GUYS GUYS GUYS, AM YOUR SUPPORT CASTY, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR BELTS AND LANCES COME FROM? AND AM NINJA I KNOW YOU IS OUT THERE NO BACKSTABBING ME OR YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT YOUR GREATER SHADOWED ARMOR. AM NOT A FULL CASTY, AM A TWO THIRD CASTY AND A TWO THIRD CASTY, DO NOT THINK TO HARD ABOUT WHAT THAT ADDS UP TO.

I AM GUY THAT ALL THOSE HYPOTHETICAL MAGIC ITEMS COME FROM, MOST OF THEM ANYWAY. AM SPENDING FEATS ON CRAFTING AND INIT, FOR ME IT IS HAVING THE RIGHT TOOL AND BEING PREPARED TO USE IT AS FAST AS NEEDED, NOT ABOUT BLASTING ENEMYS, GOT BARBARIAN, FIGHTER AND CAVALIER FOR DAMAGE, ME MAKING THEM BETTER AND WATCHING.


+16-18 INIT (BASED ON A ELITE ARRAY) GOODBYE {BAMF}!


OK, AM MYSTIC THEURGE HERE, LET ME JUST START BY POINTING OUT THAT I AM INHERENTLY SUB OPTIMAL IN A DPS OR RAW POWER SCENARIO, THIS NOT BE CHANGING FACT THAT MYSTIC THEURGE IS VERY FUN CASTY TO PLAY. AM CASTING DIVINE SPELLS, AM CASTING ARCANE SPELLS, A BIT BETTER AT ONE THAN OTHER USUALLY UNLESS PLAYER HAS OCD. AM ALWAYS FORGING NEW TOYS FOR BUDDIES BECAUSE OF CONSTANT THREAT OF DARK LORD SCHRODINGER'S CASTY. AM GOOD AT MAKING BUDDIES EVEN MORE POWERFUL AND WATCHING ACTION FROM SIDELINES AFTER USING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING SPELLS ON THEM, AM LOTS OF FUN AT PARTYS.