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Seems late to get that ability, I would have guessed that came online at first level

Remember, I used to worship Healy. Then I switched to Bashy because that dude knows how to party.

Wait, are we bashing things right now?

bashbash: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 16
bash?: 1d8 + 8 + 3d6 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 8 + (5, 2, 4) + 9 = 33

I always carry one, because no way am I wasting spells on curing people. Especially now that Bashy grants me spontaneous inflict spells.

*when last seen, was QUITE badly injured by those aforementioned trolls and slimes*

*slaps Tvashtri repeatedly across the face with a wand of cure light wounds*

You’re welcome. Praise to Bashy.

I’m pretty sure otyughs are always nasty.

I think Nasty is part otyugh.

*bashes the pudding*

You never know. It could have been sentient.

Flame strike! Friend and foe alike! We’ll sort it out later.

Hurt: 12d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 4, 5, 3, 1, 2, 2, 1, 5, 6, 6) = 45 DC 18 Reflex save for half

He said “shaft.”

Huh. This snake/human prey motif is the same my parents used in my nursery.

Gnomes are more sugary.

Hey, quit pointing that thing in my direction. It might go off.

That’s what she said.

Prove they weren’t. Those ropers fell to a single blow of my wrathful mace!!

I haven’t been wrong yet.

It’s a skeleton! I bash it with my mace! Die, you undead abomination!

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
1d8 + 5 + 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 5 + (4, 5) + 6 = 22

There's one stalagmite that won't be killing us in our sleep...

I bet these stalagmites are ropers. I start bashing stalagmites with my mace.

Oh yeah I've got that one.

Are there any more lobsters or crabs we can boil?

What, you mean like some sort of super sucker?

Your mom must be around here somewhere.

I hope we find another giant crab to boil. I'm getting hungry.

That's what he said.

No really. He did.

Is it all flooded?

"And thus some times is why you piss fire."

You don't really piss fire, although after a night with the wenches at the Marshwater Inn it can feel that way.

Water isn't supposed to burn. This dungeon is drunk.

5 feet deep? Everyone grab a halfling and stand on them so you don't drown. No time for hesitation - they're already good as dead anyway.

Alright let's go that way!

Sorry, I zoned out during that story. Was anyone bludgeoned?

Bad gas is in the eye of the beholder?

That would be a great way to fight a beholder. They would never expect it.

My bashing nature bristles at your attempts to pose restrictions! But for now I will bash a rat.

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27
1d8 + 5 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 5 + (1, 1) + 4 = 14

In the name of Smashy, I command you rodents to splatter against the stonework! My mace shall guide you!

1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20
1d8 + 5 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 5 + (1, 5) + 4 = 20

That is the best spell ever. Is there a divine version?

Thank you for polishing my pearl!

I opened it! Clearly the pearl is mine.

Bashy rewards persistence!

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
1d8 + 6 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 6 + (3, 2) + 4 = 22

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
1d8 + 6 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 6 + (4, 4) + 4 = 24

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23
1d8 + 6 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 6 + (3, 2) + 4 = 18

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26
1d8 + 6 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 6 + (6, 2) + 4 = 19

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
1d8 + 6 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 6 + (1, 3) + 4 = 17

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26
1d8 + 6 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 6 + (4, 2) + 4 = 18

Right. Time to bash. Let's smash the shell.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
1d8 + 6 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 6 + (1, 5) + 4 = 18

Maybe somebody is selling snow cones.

He said "beaver".

OMG, how would they even "do it"?

Geez, Alissa. It's not like these islanders have physics textbooks. You can't expect their temple to obey the laws of fluid dynamics if they've never been taught them.

I pull out the key to my chastity belt and try it in the door.

Sweet. I slip off the One Ring for now, so that my companions can properly behold my awesomeness.

Do the sharks have any treasure?

LET'S EAT THIS MOTHERF**!ER!

MY SHARK!!!!!

You're all just jealous of my awesomeness.

I'm riding a shark! This is awesome!

If only I could attach a laser beam to its head.

WAIT WAIT, SHARKS! I'M GONNA RIDE YOU!

I cast cure light wounds on myself and try to get on the uninjured shark's back.

Ride: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

OHMYGODIHAVEALWAYSWANTEDTORIDEASHARK!!

Gah! My Pixy Stix are ruined!

Haters gonna hate. I am not giving up the Ring. It was my share of a treasure haul.

Um 1d20 ⇒ 5

I don't know what my Strength is, but it's higher than 5. I break the bars.

I call back to the rest and ask if Nasty can drink some of this water before it is over my head.

Then I check the cells. Can I open the cell doors?