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PALADIN AM NOT KNOWING WHY FIGHTER NOT AM PALADIN. MAYBE AM LACKING IN CHARISMA DEPARTMENT.

AM FIGHTY! GET INTO ALL KIND OF FIGHTS. AM PALADIN MIGHT BE SLIGHTLY MORE EFFECTIVE THAN AM FIGHTY! AGAINST CERTAIN THREATS A FEW TIMES A DAY, BUT AM FIGHTY! PUTS AM PALADIN TO SHAME, GENERALLY SPEAKING. PLUS, AM FIGHTY!'S FRIENDS NOT HAVE TO TRICK AM FIGHTY! INTO EXAMINING ARCHITECTURE WHILE THEY DO STUFF. ALSO, AM FIGHTY! AM NOT INSUFFERABLE, HOLIER-THAN-THOU JERKASS.

Ha! Why would you want to hide behind those who rush into the glory of battle; making shadow puppets, speaking gibberish, and playing with owlbear dung?.

By the way, from your spelling in the thread title, I'm not sure that you would make such a great wizard. If you MUST turn to spellcasting, perhaps you would do better to search your family tree for oddness. I knew a great fighter once who unfortunately had a great-great-grandmother who was a fire elemental, and he his awesome fighting ability soon became nerfed by him learning he could make puny flames appear from his hand. He decided to concentrate on that, and was eaten by a bugbear.

Well, the choice is yours, my friend!

*flies away on his shantak mount*

SILLY CASTYS! DAMMAGE AM FOR MARTIALS!

AM BATTY BAT wrote:

dragonfire8974 wrote:

next thing of course is to see if BATTY BAT can reach escape velocity and have barbarians in space

BATTY BAT FLY TO SPACE ONCE, NOT LIKE. TOO QUIET. ALSO, AM BARBARIAN TURN BLUE.

MUST HAVE BEEN BEFORE BARBARIAN GOT 9000 GP NECKLACE OF HAVING CLEAN AIR.

NOW BARBARIAN ONLY NEED TO WORRY ABOUT RAPID DECOMPRESSION, WHICH AM NO RULES FOR, AND COLD DAMAGE, WHICH AM RULES FOR.

COULD ALWAYS TRADE IN BATTY BAT FOR SHANKY SHANTAK!

ANYONE ELSE WANT PUT FEUD ON HOLD TO SMASH ELDRITCH ABOMINATION?

AM FIGHTY WANT TO STAB SLASH AND BASH ELDRITCH ABOMINATION!

finitebees@gmail.com wrote:

i remember my roommate playing a dwarven defender in 3.5. we fought a giant and we got his ac up to the 40's. he blocked up the giant and let us casters blast away without fear of being splattered. sometimes defense is the best defense but also the best offense.

Why did the Giant attack the dwarf? Wouldn't attacking the casters be a better choice?

ATTACKING A CASTY IS ALWAYS BEST CHOICE!

BARBARIAN FIND THAT DEFENSE AM GENERALLY WASTE OF TIME. AM ONLY ONE TYPE OF CHARACTER WITH ANYTHING LESS THAN 100% CHANCE OF INSTANT DEATH VERSUS RAGELANCEPOUNCE. CHARACTER AM ARMORED FIGHTY WITH WAAAY TOO MUCH IN ARMOR. BARBARIAN NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT FIGHTY. AM NOT MANUVERABLE ENOUGH TO GET AT BARBARIAN.

FIGHTY ALSO CONSIDER AM BARBARIAN ALLY, IN QUEST TO ERASE CASTYS FROM FACE OF GOLARION. AFTER GETTING RID OF FULL CASTYS, AM CONSIDERING GETTING RID OF LESSER CASTY CLASSES. AM PALADIN ESPECIALLY ANNOYING, AM FAR TOO HOLIER-THAN-THOU. HE AM FIGHTY WANNA-BE.