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Caster-Martial Disparity God wrote:
OH HAI THAR!

Run and save yourselves, i'll tank the menace. We need some CAPS to put the beast down...

Really though its a good enabler, of they let it flurry in armour its no nicer than the toys some other classes get. I think if they just limited it to light armour the archtype gives up enough wearing armour to gain the ability to flurry in it.

Edit: also mounted monk/cav/magus with a shield, full plate, flurry/ki point/haste/spellstrike with mounted skirmisher on a flying mount... Interesting.


Lord Armour Casty will tank the young for AM, withdraw and save yourself, only you can stop the fiend! Just take the drunken hero set of rage powers insted of the superstitious chain, make love not caster-martial war.

Make sure you use the profit from the film deal to true resurrect me...

*glowing with magic and wrapped in layers of full plate Lord Armour Casty willing walks to his death in the maw of the C-MD godlings young*


We go out into the field for our regular flower picking sessions as well defended as possible, other than AM chasing us down i've heard some rumours about a new god who's portfolio of Chaos, Evil, Arguments, Crying and RPGpeen needs to keep the martial classes wanting to kill us.

Personally i prefer a few hundred pounds of armour and a spare set that i can teleport into incase of RAGELANCESUNDER but my squishier brethen have started reading my book, RAGELANCEPOUNCE: A Story of Survival, available in all good magic marts by the way, and are taking more precations.

AM can we arrange a book signing? It would really help sales if you did one somewhere while i did one somewhere else, still working on someone to play you in the film by the way, looks like it might have to be Russell Crowe.


Lord Armour Casty is very happy to have survived RAGELANCEPOUNCE and his mighty intellect having been proved right regarding the squishier casty target one field over intends to break WBL himself by writing a mass market paperback call "When Barbarian's RAGELANCEPOUNCE: Living to tell the tale."

Want to take a share of they royalties AM? After all i suspect millions more low level casty's will be buying a copy for 10gp and 99sp for my insights into RAGELANCEPOUNCE!(tm). I was thinking i could set you up a ressurection fund just incase one of us does manage to kill you, can't have my meal ticket stop threatening the low level casty's that are going to prop up my book and film career.

Also who does AM want to get to play him in the movie? Matt Damon?