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gran rey de los mono wrote:

Just a Mort wrote:

Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!

NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

I have recipes for all of them? Haddock Sarah can end up deep fried, Flounder Billy should be stir fried with light soya sauce, ginger and chilli, Cod Michelle steamed with dark soya sauce, garlic and chilli and Sole Steve fileted and toasted with Italian herbs.

What was the problem again? They're all good eating?

The children!! Why won't anyone think of the children?

Just a Mort wrote:

Currently having a bowl of Salmon Don. That's like so cat!

NO!!! NOT SALMON DON!! What will his wife, Haddock Sarah think? And what about their children Flounder Billy, Cod Michelle, and Sole Steve? Won't you think about the children?!?!?

Why won't any one think of the children??

The Game Hamster wrote:

The real victims of the whole affair are the half-elves, who have too many cooling methods, which only helps in desert climes, and everywhere else makes them rather chilled. In dessert climes, though, they have to bundle up even more at night than most.

[unsourced "biology"] Half-orcs and humans recognized this "too cool" effect early on, and often employ half-elves to sit in food pantries to cool the perishables. Half-elves make excellent wait staff, with their touch chilling the average beer stein by 5°-7° F just from a few seconds of skin contact.

Dwarven brewers would seem to benefit the most from an association with half-eves, but they inherit the dwarven tendency to be dumb. [/"biology"]

That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works!!

Tiny T-Rex: Can we go to the cemetery this year while we're trick or treating?

Me: Sure, why?

Tiny T-Rex (matter of factly): Oh, I just wanted to raise the dead so I can trade candy with them.

That's not how this works!

If no one else will address the elephant in the room...

Ow...