Pathfinder, Earth

Game Master Jaster Kite

Real world, but with more Pathfinder. A ragtag team of adventurers out to make the world a better place.


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Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Joy that the slap happy robot is dead quickly turns to horror as it calls out its self destruction sequence.

Driven back to Earth by Devic's yell, Geralt turns and books it to Frida's position and repeatedly starts shoving her back

"Go, go, go, go, go, go!"


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Just you wait until you're high enough CR to face the interesting beasties.
Those that notice manage to succesfully save the rest from the explosion.
Out of the corpse, a single red spark flies up in the air, exploding into a tiny shimmering hologram like a firework, reading You just got punished.
Frida looks at it in disbelief. This is a dream. She said. This is some sort of drug-induced, surreal dream.


Female Ratfolk ???

Devic hops down from the vent...

"Walk away for twelve seconds think you can handle it. Then something explode, and I not involved. What happen? Frida okay?"

and gives the party a stern-voiced talking to for almost exploding. How dare they.


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

Ammon runs back along side Geralt,looking back at the explosion, So that's what's going on. . Ammon removes his helmet taking a good breathe. I think this is real Frida, i mean Ammon doesn't do drugs Duncan said they are bad, And i'm awake He responds naively. So how do we get home?


Female Ratfolk ???

"Working on it. Alone. Again." Devic doesn't make eye contact

The rat puts her hands up. "You five just... stay here. I look in vent."

She turns back to her last task.

Should I redo stealth, since Devic decided a good plan after trying to hide was to yell?


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

"I can't believe this... Never going into a damn jungle again." Ramiel mutters as he drags the robot behind some boxes in case it does something else.


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Ya, go ahead.
Someone has obviously never experienced the sixties. Frida said, a bit of nostalgia in her voice. Finding our way home is a secondary goal, first comes freeing whoever these aliens have already abducted.


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Female Ratfolk ???

"Frida sound like babushka..."

Stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

Devic pops another disk, similar to the last, but now vanishing from sight as she moves ahead.

Make that a 31 with invisibility. Suck it dice.


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

"...so how old ARE you even Frida?"

Ask Geralt once everything has calmed back down. Brushing off any dust that might have stuck, Geralt grabs one of the robots eyes and puts it in his pocket

"its a gift for Turt"


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

Gotcha, save people, beat up bad guy's, and then fo back home. Well for now we wait for Devic. Ammon goes to standing off in a corner pulling out a story book, flipping it open hehe they're fighting aliens and robots now, i love this book. Ammon laughs to himself as he reads oddly familiar sounding situations.


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Female Ratfolk ???

And the vent was actually stuffed with an impassable wall of Sweet Chili dorito bags. They arent all that spicy, but the case of dorito fingers are worse than ever.


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Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

i hate those sweet chili dorito's, never liked the flavor. alway's been a cool ranch guy.


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Is that a question you ask a lady, Moment? Frida asked, her eyes growing cold on him. Find anything, Devic? Frida asked quietly up at the vent.

Devic:
You find three of the grey alien guards, and two monitors. One with your friends on display doing what their doing. Said monitor is also promptly ignored for the second monitor, which is playing Return of the Jedi. The vent to this room appears to be loose.


Female Ratfolk ???

Are they armed?


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

"Uh, sorry, usually Elves seem to be really proud of there age, more wisdom or something?" Geralt squeaks out, not wanting do be blasted by Frida for his foot in mouth syndrome.


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

Every elf i've met always said something like age is unimportant, Ammon comments from behind his book

Sovereign Court

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Male Fighter Aasimar Skald(Herald of the Horn) 3 | HP [23/23] | AC 16, FF 14, T 12 | Fort +5, Ref +3, Will +4 | Init +2 | Darkvision 60', Perception +6 | Raging Song [16/16]

Waiting for Devic to return from her scouting trip, Skjor took the time to examine one of the robots. "What manner of being has made these metallic monsters?" he asked quietly. Picking up one of the robotic hands, he turned it slowly in his own. "It is very life-like, if made with metal and wires." Sparing a glance towards Moment, he advised, "Never ask a woman her age if you wish to add to yours."


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That's profiling. Frida said to Geralt and Ammon. Not all elves fit into your definition of one, you know. Some of us would not like to remind you that we were around to see Sinatra in Vegas... Not that I was.
Think of them like Golems Skjor, if Golems were built by Apple. Frida said.

Devic:

You see that their stun-batons are laid to their sides, a few feet from their person on their desks as they enjoy the Battle of Hoth.


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Female Ratfolk ???

Wait a minute... the Battle of Hoth wasn't in Return of the Jedi! Shun the false one!The rodent tries to make use of some basic engineering knowledge to carefully prop open the vent.

Disable Device: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14

If that works or at least doesn't alert them:
Devic returns to the others still unseen, though her slightly hushed voice and accent more than give away who's speaking.

"Shh. Guards in next. Security room. Opened vent. Suggest drop between guard and weapon. Ehh, suggest we drop in for hello's and tea. And explosions."


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

"Tea sounds lovely" Geralt says trying to forget the last couple of minutes of his existence. Rubbing the phantom pain away, Geralt asks

"who's going first?"


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Damnit, thought I typed in Endor! I feel so ashamed :(
One of the guards tilts there heads at seemingly nothing, and it is only the fact that Luke just happened to force-pull his lightsaber to his grip that he returns his gaze to the screen.
This is so much better than the first episode. The other said.

After you. Frida said, pointing up at the Devic-sized vent and smiling.


Female Ratfolk ???

You are forgiven. I was gonna make a comment about Endor anyway. I made a whoopsie too. When I redid Devic's mythweavers sheet, I didn't fix the ACP for the chain shirt. If I'm looking at the right Disable device use ("Disable or rig tricky device"), Devic should have just made the DC for it. Gonna roll with that for this post.

"I give signal. Come on then."

Devic creeps back over to the opened hole, takes a swing of what's probably mutagen and drops into the room between the guards and their weapons. The screen ends up catching her attention too.

Russian I don't trust google with:
"Remember when this was supposed to be the bad one just because of the teddy bears?"
An invisible and very curious scientist begins casually pilfering the stun-batons.

Whoa... Frida smiled.

To be clear, Devic says "I'll give a signal" but what her player means is "Do whatever."


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Does anyone want to 'do whatever' before we move on?


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During the Ewok Dance Party scene, one of the aliens go. Something is not right. He said, eyes slowly panning towards the table with the stun batons. I clearly remember in my research that an old man was one of the ghosts, not a wavy-haired young man. I must investigate further. He turned fully, towards not only just the baton table, but a 1960s saized supercomputer. It's spherical black eyes widening. Oh, poo. It said, noting the empty table, pushing a button on the computer and triggering an alarm straight out of the Inception trailers. Prisoners are free. He said into a speaker. Targets are wanted mostly alive. Keep on the lookout.


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

"uh oh...that's not good" grunts Geralt, as he face palms "Devic I sure hope you have a plan..."


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

She's smart, i'm sure she does Ammon clearly not worried, puts his focus on the situation. Kill the alarm, kill the kidnappers, highjack the ship. Thats my idea for a plan anyway


Female Ratfolk ???

Oh s%++, I need a plan. Why did I forget about the intercom!?

Devic tries to think quickly before settling on the only course of action that works with her goals.

"Take me to your leader." She speaks behind the one at the console. This is probably the signal.

Doomed Intimidate check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0 I might be wrong, but I'm under the impression these Grays are small-sized too? Note to self: Make sure to mention when Devic would interrupt an action in the future.


Female Ratfolk ???

Hmm. Gonna add a bomb attack to that when I get home.


Female Ratfolk ???

Boom: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

Damage: 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (1, 5) + 5 = 11

The alien aims for the alien at the intercom, avoiding the square with the device in it after she realizes she screwed up her line by coughing on an errant dorito dust pocket.


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Frida turns to Ammon. Good plan. She said, moving forward quickly and stopping two steps ahead. Do any of us know what to do after we hijack the ship? she asked.
Just wondering... Are you in the vents yet or not?
The edge of the explosion catchest the alien and knocks him against the consol.
I'm going to count that as a surprise round. Now, Init to winit.
Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

Ammon shrugs, Find our way home, i'm not too worried. I mean we already saved the world once.

init: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7


Female Ratfolk ???

Init: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

Well, this didn't work.


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

Facepalming, Geralt resignstops himself to this encounter.

init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

"Jettson the Doritos so they burn in atmo." Ramiel mutters as he gets ready.

Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17


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Paizo ate (half of?)my post! I'll fix that, don't worry, keep your initiatives.
Devic, faced with two gray aliens squares off for an encounter.
Both walk up and try to touch Devic with open palms.
Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
DC16 Will save to avoid being stunned for 1d4 rounds if hit.[/dice]

Meanwhile in the halls(?) of the ship outside of the security room, four grays appear to face the other group, followed by one floating spherical robot. Freeze! The lead one says, it's voice sounding like it's being put through a megaphone. We've got you surrounded!
Init: 4d20 ⇒ (10, 10, 11, 6) = 37 [ooc]+3
init: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5


1. Gray
2. Gray
3. Devic


1. Rameil
2. Geralt
3. Gray
4. Gray
5. Gray
6. Ammon
7. Bot
8. Frida


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

"You'll never take me alive!" Geralt yells, attacking the closest one to himself.

attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


Female Ratfolk ???

Devic steps back 5 ft. step from the Grays hands, not having any idea what that would do to her, or wanting any lingering dorito dust on her clothes. She's no neat freak, but she has standards. She also has explosives.

"Prosti! Ya ne khotel etogo!"

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

Damage: 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (4, 1) + 5 = 10

Translation:
"I'm sorry! This isn't how I wanted this to go!"

Oh, I finally missed. It goes in a random direction as splash weapons do, DC 17 Reflex save for half of 7 damage. I think that rounds up.


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

{b]"I'm not staying on this blasted ship any longer!"[/b] Ramiel snarls as he raises his hand and throws lightning at the nearest alien.

Eletric Blast, Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14 17 if target is wearing metal or made of metal.

Electric Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 2) + 2 = 6


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Resistance is futile! One of the aiens told Devic.
It would be more futile if we had our weapons, rodent! The other chimes in. Of which you stole from us!
The first one runs in with their bad touch and strikes.
Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
The second one taps it's bulbous head in a psychic pose and looks at you.
Casting Mind thrust II. DC 16 Will vs damage.
4d8 ⇒ (2, 6, 2, 2) = 12 I failed/

Geralt's blow swings right over the head of his target, but Rameill's blast shocks his target, fizzling him out.
I taste metal! It shouts.
The three aliens level their blasters and snap off a few clear ball-shaped blasts. The first aimed at Rameil, the next at Geralt, and the third at Frida.
Where's Skjor, by the way?
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
3d4 + 0 ⇒ (1, 1, 1) + 0 = 3
3d4 + 0 ⇒ (2, 2, 1) + 0 = 5
3d4 + 0 ⇒ (1, 2, 1) + 0 = 4


Female Ratfolk ???

"You steal me from planet! Is better!?" Btw, the touch attack should have connected. What happens? Are they just tactile learners? DC X to not feel awkward?

Will: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

5 ft step.

Bomb on touchy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

Damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 1) + 6 = 10

"Otvali! We just talk? Please?"


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

ima just drop this for whenever

Ammon screams loudly, Shut up! he attacks the nearest alien

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12
damage: 2d8 + 6 ⇒ (6, 8) + 6 = 20


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Ammon's strike passes over the bulbous head of the alien he was striking towards as it ducks under the blow.

Stunned for 1d4 rounds if you do not make DC17, Dev.
The bomb explodes and catches both of the aliens in the blast.
We are past the point of talking. One of them says in a deep baritone.
You notice that, in about five more feet, you will hit the wall.
They both enter a psychic pstance and strike at you with Mind Thrust II again.


Male Human Elementalist(Electrokinetic Archetype) 4, Current HP: 39

Who is getting targeted by the Mind Thrusts?

Ramiel shruggs off the hit on himself and returns fire in a most shocking fashion, cursing in a mix of Spanish and Halfling all the while.

Electric Blast, Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9 12 if target is wearing metal or made of metal. Aimed at the one that hit me, if possible, or one of the Aliens using Mind Thrust.

Electric Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1) + 2 = 6


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Devic is being attacked by the mind thrusts, a spell, which, the more that is used here, the dirtier it sounds.
The blast dives straight into the centre of the group, and, against all statistics, misses everyone in it.


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

"this is only getting more and more ridiculous..." laments Geralt, attacking again

attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
attack: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6


Female Ratfolk ???

About how big is the security room?


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I'll say about 6x6

Geralt's blade srikes the gray alien across the tiny chest, it reels back and tries to recover.
The gray struck by Geralt forgoes shooting him by reaching out it's free hand and attacking.
Touch Atk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
DC16 will save vs being stunned.
The other two unleash shots on Frida and Ammon.
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
3d4 ⇒ (4, 1, 2) = 7
3d4 ⇒ (4, 2, 1) = 7
Frida gets snagged on the shoulder, she lets out a long string of elven, which one could assume from the context and the tone of voice that it was profanity. She flexed her hand and formed another spiked ball of ice and snow, throwing it at the alien that Geralt had struck.
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
5d6 ⇒ (2, 5, 1, 1, 6) = 15
The alien takes the blow to the head and promptly falls down without another word, its weapon slipping from its grasp.


Female Ratfolk ???

1 Will Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

2 Will Saves: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

The other small gray species in the security room looks back and forth between the Grays. "Oh. Ehh, so that's it then. You disappoint." Devic looks at the floor before flinging another bomb at the aliens.

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

Fire damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 6) + 6 = 18

Still centered on the gray that got handsy before he started thrusting. I was gonna use Smoke Bomb for a whopping second time ever, but it doesn't do what I thought it did.


Male Human Time thief 5 Int +7, Senses perception +9, AC 21, touch 15, flat-footed 16, HP 32/34, Fort +2, reflex +9, Will +5

will save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

Shrugging of the affects rather easily, Geralt wordlessly charges the alien that attack Frida

attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
confirm: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21
damage: 2d8 + 4 ⇒ (7, 5) + 4 = 16


Male Tiefling (Qlippoth spawn) Oracle Level 4 /Bloodrager Level 1 | 23/43 hp | AC: 20(Shield spell / 24) / T: 11 / FF: 19 (23) | Uncanny Dodge / Resist: 5 Cold,Fire, Electricity | Fort: +6, Ref: +2, Will: +3 | CMB: +8, CMD: 19| Init: +5, Perception: +4, Darkvision

Ammon swiftly attacks, muttering nonsense underbreathe

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
damage: 2d8 + 6 ⇒ (2, 2) + 6 = 10

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