Help! My Gun is Alive! (RP)

[Benson Sackville]

A very stressed out halfling in a brow business suit comes into the Lorespire holding what looks like a large fish tank. Inside the tank is a disgusting creature with tentacles and a disgusting toothy mouth. The halfling seems concerned when the animal tries to eat his bow tie.

Life Science:

The animal in the tank is pretty obviously a new kind of projectile small arms pistol with the living condition and the tiny creature is hungry for "bullets"

HELP!

[Hardware the Tech]

A semi-famous human hacker is sitting behind a table that says 'Tech Support'. He is sitting there fiddling with some sort of computer gear, but looks up as the halfling walks in struggling with the fish tank.

"Can I help you? Your ... oh my, is that a Dark Abomination XK-322c with the pearlescent shine? Please feel free to set your burden down here."

The human gestures at the table he is sitting behind. Hardware then gets up.

"Let me help you with that."

Hardware walks over and slaps the tentacle that has grabbed the bow tie.

"Bad gun."

Hardware hoists the fish tank onto the table, then turns toward the halfing and extends a hand.

"My name is Hardware, and I am with tech support. What seems to be the problem?"

[StarFlutter]

"Awwww... who's a cute lil tentacle monster... yes you are, yes you are.... " the

[Hardware the Tech]

Hardware continues to examine the creature.

"Have you been feeding your gun correctly?"

[StarFlutter]

"No.. he hasn't! The poor thing is starving " The little Ysoki taps a tiny paw angrily at benson and starts handing him energy pellets.

[Benson Sackville]

You...you have to feed...the gun?

The "Gun" eagerly consumes the energy pellets and makes the sound signaling that it is "loaded"

[Hardware the Tech]

"Have you considered, perhaps, some additional supplements for your weapon's diet?

Hardware reaches into a drawer and pulls out some packets. He lays them out on the table, one by one.

"Here we have some cold iron. This will help your weapon's digestion. This is adamantine. Expensive, but very helpful if you need to destroy objects. This one... this one is special. A merciful fusion, in case your gun is feeling sorry about attacking something, and doesn't want to kill it, but it still needs to protect itself."

Hardware still keeps laying out packets.

"Silver ammunition, elemental infusions... we know these weapons can be a bit...needy at times. How is your Survival skill?"

[StarFlutter]

Hears the happy charged sound, puts the gun over her shoulder (away from anyone just in case) and pats it on the back gently

[Petros Petrosian]

Petros looks up from working on his heavy artillery beam he tosses a cold iron round at the gun and it happily snacks it down

Don't feed 'em incendiary rounds, it gives them the runs.

He goes back to dismantling the rest of his gun's trigger mechanism

[Benson Sackville]

I mean...I don't....HOW IN ASMODEUS DOES THAT THING FIRE!

[StarFlutter]

Benson Sackville wrote:

I mean...I don't....HOW IN ASMODEUS DOES THAT THING FIRE!

pat pat

BLAM

Looks up at the hole in the ceiling

"Low and a little to the left "

[The Masked Ferret]

The crowd of Starfinders in the lobby all gp fpr their weapons ad the sound of the gunshot. When they realize there is no threat, they all go back to their business.
"Here, let me adjust it for you."
Hardware picks up the gun and tickles it a bit, then sets it down.
"Try that. Let me know when you want to take it to the range."