Question: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic
Answer: Sanka What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte? "Its a white girl."
Question: Why do I not like hot drinks?
Answer: It's just not my cup of tea.
Question: Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Answer: Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . "He-brews"
Question: What's fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
Answer: Java the Hut!
Question: How do you make Pig Jerky?
Answer: Give them some coffee.
Question: What's the opposite of coffee?
Answer: Sneezy.
Question: What do Chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
Answer: They are all better rich!
Question: What do you call a baby calf that's lost his head?
Answer: De-calf
Question: What do you call Java that won't stop brewing?
A: Stand your ground coffee.
Question: Why Coffee is better than a Woman?
Answer: Coffee goes down easier!
Question: Where does birds go for coffee?
Answer: on a NESTcafe
Question: Why do white women prefer black coffee?
Answer: Because they can take black coffee home to their parents!
Question: Why are men are like coffee?
Answer: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Question: What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
Answer: De-calf-inated!
Question: Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?
Answer: Because according to the Torah He Brews!
Question: Why is a bad cup of coffee the end of a marriage?
Answer: Because it's GROUNDS for divorce!
Question: Why is Starbucks removing the trans-fat from their menu?
Answer: Because they want that Frappacino to pad your ass without clogging your arteries!
Question: What is best Beatles song?
Answer: Latte Be!
Question: What do you call sad coffee?"
Answer: Despresso. If you say "Pumpkin Spice Latte" into a mirror three times, a white girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all her favorite things about fall.
Question: Why can Starbucks get away with charging outrageous prices for coffee?
Answer: Because they have Italian titles for everything!
Question: What's the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Answer: Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
Source: JokesForFunny
