This is Minister Pain checking in, hoping you're all having the most beautiful and/or interesting time. To those of you who aren't, I want you to know that I'm rooting for you, because hell, you can never having too many people rooting for you. And if you're one of the poor unfortunate souls with no one to root for you, you're dead wrong, because I already told you I am.
Either get your ass kicked or get your kick assed,
Minister Pain