When young Joshua learns that he will be going on vacation with his family to a small town called Rednek, he protests adamantly. He is warned by the spirit of his deceased grandfather that kender populate the town. His parents, Michael and Diana, dismiss his apprehensions, but soon learn to appreciate their son's warnings. Guided by his grandfather's ghost, will Joshua and his family stand a chance in fighting off these evil beings?
Do these kender try to transform people into dirt by feeding them suspicious brown food?
{ goblin babies sit in rapt attention to the kobold bard}
*Raises large, ancient tome*
I have kensulted with the highest source available. The most common kender cuisines all have one denominator:
Candy.
As such, I postulate that kender regard vegetables and meat as extremely unsavory and cannot even bear the sight of them being consumed.