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So, here's the idea. The post above yours will have an object, item, monster, or whatever. Your goal is to describe how you will use it to take over the world. For example:
A machine that creates infinite bread.
My wizards will create an army of invincible bread golems!
And after you've told us how you'll take over the world, you end your post with an object/monster/whatever that the next poster will use to take over the world in their post.
So, to start:
A year's supply of chocolate pudding.
I will use my orang pendek to make the skeptics believe that cryptids are real. With the funds I will get from selling sasquatch repellant, chupacabra traps, and other such items, I will buy every government in the world!
The Power of Love
I will harvest the true love from everybody in the land and bring a curse down on their heads.
Two refrigerator magnets, a paperclip, a pack of gum, and a copy of the original the Sims. You must use all of them.
Using my magnets, paperclip, gum, and ingenuity, I will build a machine that will forcibly transport everyone on Earth into my copy of the Sims. Eternal pool nightmares for everyone!
A half-empty bottle of beer.
During a life address to the world regarding my coming regime, I will break the bottle over the edge of the table, brandishing it and encouraging any who would stand against me to "Come at me, Bro!"
The nations of the world will be so taken aback by my ferocity that they will readily fall in line.
Jumbo kosher dill pickle.
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I will modify the pickle and make it have a full set of lockpicks, a needle-like robot arm, a speaker, a device that releases pheromones and a camera implanted in it and then enter it into the for president and have it release the pheromones whenever it appears in public, mind controlling people to vote for it and guarantee its success and eventually allow it entrance to government areas. Once it is elected president and enters the oval office, it will order that all nuclear bombs wired to the launch codes be replaced with giant smoke bombs filled witbh pheromones and that giant fans be constructed everywhere where there usually isn't wind. Once all this is completed, it will phone NASA and order that it be put in a spaceship and have that spaceship be primed to launch on its command. When this happens I will stowaway on the spaceship in a container of dill pickles. As soon as all of this happens, it will order that the spaceship be launched, the fans turned on and all smoke bombs be primed. Once the smoke bombs are primed and the spaceship leaves the atmosphere, it will order that all of the smoke bombs be activated, engulfing the whole world in a pheromones and allowing me to mind control everyone.
A corndog, eighteen matches, 2 pounds of frozen yogurt and a 2 tons of bellybutton lint.
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It just so happens that a demon I know accepts bellybutton lint as payment. His ultimate world-ending powers do take a while to work though, which is why I've prepared some rations while I wait; a corndog, some frozen yogurt, and matches to unfreeze the yogurt. But once that vague plan is finally complete, I'll be basically unstoppable!
A giant intelligent spider named Hank.