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Okay, I saw this idea in the "So far I've seen" thread. As a writer, I felt compelled to do this. So, everyone, I have an item tempate written up, and I have the blanks in place. So here is what I need from you guys, in this order.
Noun
Verb
Noun
Adjective
Number
Weapon property
Bladed melee weapon
Verb
Race
Adjective
Number
Type of bonus
Skill
Number
Number
Verb
Race
Adjective
Adverb
Verb
Spell
Number
Verb.
Have at it. I will post the item tomorrow if everyone provides what I need.
Have fun!!
verb #1 squirt
Noun #2: molasses
Adj sticky
Type of Bonus- +5 Competency Bonus to Needlepoint
Bladed Melee Weapon - Knuckle Axe
Verb #2 "drink"
Race #1= grippli
Adjective: epileptic
Number #1: 42
Number 4: -3
Spell: Bigby's Interposing Hand
Adverb: Knavishly
Skill: profession (sailor)
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Thank you for saving me from myself!
So you have enough (use all or none as needed)-
Adjectives - cautious, enchanted, disillusioned, onerous, nippy
Adverbs - noisily, promptly, urgently
Verb - disapprove, slink, drop, ruin, satisfy
Weapon property: ooze bane
Spell: Magic Siege Engine
Number 3: 12.7
Verb: is engraved
Okay Brigg - here's a full set :P
Noun mouse
Verb free-falling
Noun elephant
Adjective rusty
Number 42
Weapon property blunt
Bladed melee weapon scimitar
Verb swimming
Race dwarf
Adjective enlarged
Number 24
Type of bonus stat
Skill Craft (Animal husbandry)
Number 17
Number 71
Verb throwing
Race elf
Adjective purple
Adverb victoriously
Verb snoring
Spell lullaby
Number 9
Verb. voting
Oops, missed the chance to contribute...
I'm looking forward to the result! :)
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Well, now my co-workers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard.
Seitan Squirt Molasses
Aura moderate universal; CL 7th
Slot none; Price 9,000 gp Weight ¼ lb.
Description
This sticky, +42 ooze-bane knuckle axe drinks from the grippli homeland. Its epileptic nature provides a +5 competence bonus to Craft (needlepoint).
When declaring an attack with this weapon, the wielder may sacrifice 12.3 ki points from his ki pool to boost its bonus to hit and damage by 3/4. Engraving Svirfneblin with this weapon will cause nippy energy to knavishly batter the target as the spell Bigby’s Interposing Hand.
Nine sages were responsible for voting this weapon into existence.
Construction
Requirements Craft Wondrous Item, Bigby’s interposing hand; Cost 4,500 gp
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Surprisingly coherent, all things considered. :)
One must beware that knavish nippy energy!
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I like the 'creation by committee' aspect of the weapon... those sages had to vote a lot to make it happen...
Again again! One a week!? Oh pleeeeeeeeeease!
12.3 ki points for +3/4 hit and damage. Seems a fair tradeoff to me! :D
I'm already compiling a new blank template. Should have it by the end of the day.
Thanks! This is such a great idea.
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You can thank the slow day at work. ^.^
I need the following:
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Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Noun
Adjective
Number
Creature Subtype
Bludgeoning Weapon
Verb
Body Part
Skill
Number
Verb
Noun
Non-Combat Feat
Spell
Spell
Spell
Verb ending with -ing
Noun
Place
I'll start it off.
Adjective 1: Blond
Noun #1: Banana
Adjective # 2: static
Noun #2 Ferengi
Body part: Nostril
Bludgeoning Weapon: Paperweight
Filling in the gaps...
Adjective: finicky
Number: 42
Verb: embrace
Next person gets the skill! :)
Seems we're no longer doing this in order.
Non-combat Feat: Sacred Geometry
Skill: Perform (Oratory)
Spell #1: snapdragon fireworks
Verb ending in -ing: pulsating
Spell #2: Black Tentacles
Place: Your living room.