Oh Yog Sothoth, Oh Yog Sothoth,
We pray to you, Oh Yog Sothoth,
Who's Erastil, who's Iomedae,
We pray to Yog, cos our minds are frayed.
We'll celebrate with some stray dog,
That we'll carve up and serve to Yog
Oh Yog Sothoth, Oh Yog Sothoth
We pray that you don't eat us.