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"Bart put out cat"
background: temporary low intelligence and a fire. The cat did not survive.
"Captain, there be Ogres here"
Scotty in The Voyage Home
"I am Groot"
-Groot
we are Groot
"Ophelia, breath of life the monster, its worth more alive!"
*one round later as it puts out a cloud of con-damage poison*
"Why did you listen to me?!"
Big Bad Evil Guy: "Take my hand, mortal, and draw me through the portal into your world."
My Character, separated from his group by the BBEG's minions: "Yes, Lord."
Guess who wasn't as Good as the rest of the party thought he was?
Continually said by the halfling girl in our regular LG party ...
"I am NOT short ... you humans are just ridiculously tall."
"Hold the line! I'm going to put up a Wall of fire to split their group, so don't charge in until... GAAH! WHY DID WE BRING THE BARBARIAN?!?"
"Ok, we need to disband our group. Barbarian got Frenzy Berserker prestige class."
An entirely meta-dialogue in character party.