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Okay... This post isnt a question or anythink just a funny story that i wanted to share with you guys . I run ROTR with a party of 4 . a Hack n slash paladin with a pretty brutal greatsword . An amazing roleplayer and sorcerer . A gnome bard that after every sesion writes a little poem . And a quite forward Cleric After ( to my great disappointment ) they killed the quasit REALLY easy . i decided to have some fun with them . so i changed the effects of the fountain on top of the shrine . When the other 3 sat behind and rested the paladin went up the stairs alone and saw the fountain . So like every reasonable man with 8int he decided to put his have in the purple water ( i mean why not ...DUH ) Failling his Will save i decided to make him frenzied , enraged .
Meanwhile while the cleric was healing the sorcerer a kind of familiar scream went up in the air . Jumping from above the paladin took a swing at the cleric .. Natural 20 .... Max damage ... lets just say that his head now decorates the chandelier on the room.. Before i can lauph with the face of my players . the paladin says realy realy slow . "holy @!*&%&^!@ mama " ..... "i have got cleave" ... so an other roll went down.... aaaaaaannnnnndddd . 20.... the sorcerer is still searching for his bottom half . the gnome seeing the fate of his 2 comareds starts running . at that point the paladin trys to bullrush him . His roll is 1 and i decide to make him fall and take some damage. the gnome seeing his chanse to kcock him unconcius takes a shot ... NATURAL FREAKING 20 with max damage! the paladin is dead !
from that point on that gnome never EVER trusts anyone writing song about the betrayl of the paladin and activly trying to take down all churches !
Anyway. i felt like sharing this . I hope you had a great Lauph as we did