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Separating the man from the boys! We're starting The Emerald Spire tonight with no sleep till Brooklyn on Sunday afternoon.
The table is full, but we need ice and frozen peas delivered if you please. We would not turn down bourbon either. Bloom County's Cutter John will pilot us to the Planet of Wild Intoxicated Nurses later.
Wish us luck!
... you have better drugs than I do, and i consider that unfair.
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I just about shot my whiskey out of my nose reading this, and I am not even drinking.
Mark Stratton wrote: I just about shot my whiskey out of my nose reading this, and I am not even drinking. We just did our first shot of mourning.
The party language is Sasquatch.
They just met the ol' huff and puff.
We have moved on to bocce ball.
We are arguing the merits of gasoline, a chunk of wood tied to a head, and whether it will burn you.
There is a hospital near by. Thankfully.
Although I've never tried it, I feel pretty confident predicting that a chunk of wood tied to a head, covered in gasoline, and lit on fire, will burn you.
rknop wrote: Although I've never tried it, I feel pretty confident predicting that a chunk of wood tied to a head, covered in gasoline, and lit on fire, will burn you. If you put it on top of your head you're fine until it burns all the way through. (one time, at scout camp...)
You have to be careful not to spill and leave gasoline trails down into your face as well, I think. :)
Dinner!
Venison roast, Yukon gold tatoes, onions, and chanterelle mushrooms slow cooked for 6 hours, served with gravy made from the love left over in the crock pot. The gravy had a sooper rich mushroom flavor. Everything was delicious.
You may commence being jealous.
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We have all learned stinking cloud.
Heard at the table, "now, that's Sasquatch!"
Crab swarm at Vasectomy Con? That ain't right.
"That's a part of animal husbandry I want no part of."
GM left, went to the bar.
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GM NEEDS TO SHOWER... BADLY
So do the paladin, the cleric, the wizard, the rogue, and the druids(?)
A blast had by all... Scheduling for vasectomy con 2 is already in the planning.
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Showered. Exhausted. It was ten kinds of fun.
I look forward to Vasectomy Con 2: The Second Snip!
Not sure which body part hurts most this morning, but totally worth it.
What, the Con or the Vasectomy?
I attended the slot zero, and there were some issues with the scenario. :P
Ask Hurler about "clenching" sometime.
You could also ask Hurler how he learned that alcohol is not recommended for at least two days after surgery because it may lead to ridiculously painful internal bleeding and massive swelling.
Oh noes! You got Elephantitus of the Balls?
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