So we all those ideas that are terrible, often funny, but terrible in some way. So I thought i'd put some here and let others add to pile as well.
One ground rule though: Please keep them game or geek/hobby related. For example jokes about politicians in general are fine but not about specific politicians.
1. There is an elven woman who adopts and raises children. The thing is she only adopts human children. She gets a new one every couple of decades and when asked why she said elven children are too much of a long term commitment.
