The Million Dollar Thread!

[lucky7]

Hello folks!!! lucky7 here, with the million dollar thread! It costs a dollar to post on this thread, but you can say whatever you want! There is no topic!!!

I accept Visa, Paypal, and cold, hard cash.

[Sissyl]

I refuse to pay.

[Molten Dragon]

I'll gladly pay you next Tuesday if I can post today.

[Zombie Harpo Marx]

<HONK!>

[The Stig]

...

[lucky7]

Of course, I don't have to pay...

[zylphryx]

So what is your refund policy? If I post and am not satisfied with said post do I get refund?

[lucky7]

Absolutely not.

[Marthkus]

Ok I'll pay.

I put your money in a local bank. All you have to do is walk into the bank with a large red button and say the password, "Givemethemoneyandnoonegetshurt". The teller should pay you the appropriate amount.

I suggest writing the password down and handing it to the teller while gesturing to the button. Having the button is part of the password.

[zylphryx]

Well what about exchanging a post? If I were unsatisfied with the post, could I exchange it for a post I did like? If so, would it be limited to this thread?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

This thread aint worth fitty cent.

[lucky7]

Currently 8$ and counting.