Hey guys? Why can't my Giff character ever roll good?

[Grimcleaver]

Guess nobody likes a HIPPO CRIT!

Heh!

[lucky7]

Did you seriously... *sighs, holds head in hands*

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Does any sword really know who its father is?

[lucky7]

I do!

[Cr500cricket]

Gorum, geez guys