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I believe the Linux community could really stand some love too, plus they are by and large the very folk who might be among the most interested in Pathfinder Online.Based on what, exactly?
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I would make up some statistics for you on the spot, but it would have been too easy.
Instead I placed ten old brass wingnuts from a telegraph key's transformer in a derby once worn by Houdini. Then when the new moon approached zenith I sat before a walnut sideboard on which had been positioned a reflective speculum, and two candles, one to each side. To the left, and directly on the sideboard I set a Macintosh apple. On the right, I placed a mummified penguin.
When the moon reached her apogee I turned the hat over, and with trembling hand lifted the hat to reveal that of the ten brass wingnuts fully seven were closer to the penguin rather than the Macintosh, while two were closer to the apple.
One fell rattling onto the floor, and was pounced upon by a black cat.
tl:dr: I made a wild guess