Divine Portmanteau

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

In a spirit similar to "Spellmanteau" and "Comically-Misspelled Spells" in this game you fuse Pathfinder deities with other famous names, with a rough overview of the resulting entity's portfolio, and if you like, one other deific detail (favored weapon, favored animal, domains, etc.).

We start with:

WALT DESNA, god of the Toon race; Favored Animal: mouse
ISAAC AASIMODEUS, god of evil robots
DESNA ARNAZ, god of music, 'splaining, and repressed sexuality; Favored Weapon: light hammer
HIRORIHITO, god of historical blunders
MATT GROETUS, god of nuclear war; Favored Color: yellow

[Conman the Bardbarian]

Kato Kailean, god of incompetent witnesses and bad tennants.

[Signore di Fortuna]

Dalai Lamashtu, god of exiled monsters.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Signore di Fortuna wrote:

Dalai Lamashtu, god of exiled monsters.

I came up with that one myself and then forgot it. Nice catch!

I would have called him "god of contradictions and oxymorons"

MAHMOUD ABBADAR, god of urban warfare
and
BENJAMIN NETHYSAHU, god of magic missiles

[Kyros Deun]

Gorum O'Brien, god of making war entertaining.

[Signore di Fortuna]

M. Night Shyashelyn, god of pretty movies...with a twist.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

KARL ROVAGUG, god of dirty, dirty, DIRTY politics

[Kyros Deun]

Desna Stone, goddess of spider man movies.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

AL GORUM, god of militant environmentalism

[Mark Moreland]

Mikhail Norgorberchov, god of secret perestroika

[Signore di Fortuna]

Calistria Flockhart, also known as Ally McFeel, goddess of binging and purging.

Alyssa Milani, goddess of picking fights but still getting a job.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

HANSPUR CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN, god of merfolk

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

TORAG JOHNSON, god of dwarves, giants, dwarves with gigantism, giants with dwarfism, and TIME FOR TO GO TO BED!