So here is the rules name a class then list a word/phrase/...or sentence that first comes to mind. It can be anything from your personal experience to what you think of them.
Barbarian-Leeroy!
Bard-go away
Cleric-stick up butt
Druid-So what is it you do again...
Fighter-Ima go get a coffie tell me when they are all dead
Monk-stop making attack rolls!
Paladin-way to crash the party
Ranger-what is your purpose?
Rogue-like a boss
Sorcerer-stop doing that!
Wizard-God
Alchemist-that was sick
Cavalier-whotf picks cavalier
gunslinger-ditto
Inquisitor-tool(in a positive and negative way)
Magus-ya man I think it is dead you can stop now
Oracle-thank God
Summoner-can it me my turn now...
Witch-messed up
Barbarian-UNIIIIII!!!
Bard-Lemmy
Cleric-Mawwige....what is Mawwige?
Druid.....where's my car?
Fighter.....Lemmy
Monk.....RASPUTIN THE MAD MONK! AND THE GORGON! I SAID THE GORGON!
Paladin....Have Gun, Will Travel
Ranger.....C C C C130 rollin down the strip,
Rogue.....skunk stripe, badly written southern accent
Sorcerer........Of courserer!!!
Wizard.......Ozzy playing harmonica music
Alchemist.....I always think about that Sylvester and Tweety where Tweety got Dr. Jekyll's formula
Cavalier,.......and acrobat!
Inquisitor....NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
Magus.......Buggs Bunny saying "STABACADABRA!!!" when he's having the mage duel with the vampire
Gunslinger....."I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my heart.” Steven King
Oracle of Delphi
Summoner......Elric
Witch.....I hear "Tres Brujas" by The Sword
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Barbarian- Smash it. Hit it. Throw it. Stomp it.
Bard- Sorry about taking all your lute.
Cleric- Pamphlets of convincing.
Druid- Hugger of trees. Stomper of faces.
Fighter- Poky end is pointed away from face.
Monk- Odd man out.
Paladin- Smite-The-Unbeliever-With-Cunning-Arguments
Ranger- Texas. Need I say more?
Rogue- So many skills, so little time.
Sorcerer- Presto Strangeo
Wizard- Powdered Frog Pills
Alchemist- Sorry, I didn't intend to create that.
Cavalier- Needs more hounds.
gunslinger- Mose expensive fights. Ever.
Inquisitor- Interesting. Tell me more.
Magus- Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh
Oracle- Eat a cookie.
Summoner- Spammer.
Witch- Loathing. Unadulterated Loathing.
Sorcerer (Seoni) - Heeeeeey sexy lady.
Barbarian: MY LANCE AM DRILL THAT AM PIERCE HEAVENS! ONWARD BATTY BAT! GIGA DRILL BREAKER!
Bard: whiny anemic noble lady in a black gothic lolita dress who refuses to drink her milk and complains about her lack of breasts
Cleric: I AM TEH LEET HEALZ
Druid: Furries
Fighter: minmaxed archer, or a crappy dwarf with an axe and shield
Monk: REX AM TEAR TINY MAN! REX AM GOOD DOG!
Paladin: INFADEL! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH! I SHALL SMITE THEE!
Ranger: Gay Elf, skincolor is irrelevant
Rogue: can't do a thing cause the group won't cooperate
Sorcerer: provocatress, temptress, lots of diseases
Wizard: Patchouli Knowledge, Marisa needs to stop robbing Voile, and Remilia needs to up the security
Alchemist: Edward "Fullmetal" Elric
Cavalier: young prissy white dude with a horse. clearly has masculinity issues and is obviously overcompensating.
Gunslinger: waste of resources
Inquisitor: this video says it all
Magus: JRPG hero
Oracle: a warrior who wears heavy armor, wields a polearm, and kills stuff after buffing themselves to the 7 heavens.
Summoner: Red
Synthesist: Karas
Witch: Anira the titanslayer, famous for putting 5 titans to sleep with her great slumber hex.
Ninja: loli japanese schoolgirl with a tokugawa ero daisho and either a pair of black pajamas, a black kimono, or a black sailor serafuku
Antipaladin: FEAR THE MIGHT OF HIGHLORD DARION MOGRAINE!!!!!!!
Samurai: HITEN MITSURUGI RYU, AMA-KA-KERU-RYU-NO-HIRA-MEKI!!!!!!
Zen Archer: SCATTER! SENBON ZAKURA! KAGEYOSHI!
Psion: Nepalese Bhuddist Priests!
Psionic Warrior: Nepalese Bhuddist Temple Guards
Soulknife: that one guy who just doesn't seem to ever be unarmed
Wilder: Jean Grey during the Phoenix arc of the classic X-Men
Vitalist: "by forging a psychic bond with my nakama, i can heal them all."
Cryptic: tries to be all secretive, but will confess everything when you toss her a bag of weed
tactician: "by forging a psychic bond with you, my nakama, your warrior strength shall improve a hundredfold. granting the strength of the strongest of champions."
marksman: badass artificial human with a bow and psionic powers. probably and elan.
aegis: I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM IIIIIIIIIIIINVIIIIIIINCIIIIIIIIIIIBLE!!!!
dread: "I am fear, your lives are but meaningless to the great darkness."
Barbarian: Ugh! Crom! Ugh? Crom? Hurhurhur! CROOOM!
Bard: Brave, brave Sir Garrick, he bravely ran away!
Cleric: Will you all please rise for Him Number 17?
Druid: Eyes of a , Hawk, hawk
Fighter: Canned meat keeps fresher!
Monk: There was a monk of great reknown...
Paladin: And a 40 year old virgin. Fill in your own punchline.
Ranger: He came from Sherwood Forest with a [redacted] in his [redacted]...
Rogue: That was my [redacted] in your [redacted]. Go go sneak attack!
Sorcerer: A fruit pie.
Wizard: Roy Wood in glittery makeup.
Alchemist: GOOOLD! PURE GOLD!
Oracle: Ooh! One free technology! Metal Casting. Feh.
Cavalier: Thankyou, masked man!
Gunslinger: Pew pew pew.
Summoner: My moustaches are bigger than my head. Fear me!
Witch: Rhiaaaannon!
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Barbarian - Jake Sully
Bard - Cuban Pete
Cleric - Dr. Rumack
Druid - Captain Planet
Fighter - Lt. Worf
Monk - this gent
Paladin - Powdered Toast Man
Antipaladin - Nobody
Ranger - Who do you think?
Rogue - Watch out for traps!
Ninja - hiding in plain sight
Sorcerer - Tim
Wizard - Q
Alchemist - Oppie
Cavalier- Pantomime Horse
Samurai - Attila the Bun
gunslinger - Bullseye
Inquisitor - Wilkins
Magus - X to a Y-fight
Oracle - Buddy
Summoner - Lydia Deetz
Witch - Angela Lansbury
^I like this:D
Barbarian: MY LANCE AM DRILL THAT AM PIERCE HEAVENS! ONWARD BATTY BAT! GIGA DRILL BREAKER!
Bard: whiny anemic noble lady in a black gothic lolita dress who refuses to drink her milk and complains about her lack of breasts
Cleric: I AM TEH LEET HEALZ
Druid: Furries
Fighter: minmaxed archer, or a crappy dwarf with an axe and shield
Monk: REX AM TEAR TINY MAN! REX AM GOOD DOG!
Paladin: INFADEL! IN THE NAME OF ALLAH! I SHALL SMITE THEE!
Ranger: Gay Elf, skincolor is irrelevant
Rogue: can't do a thing cause the group won't cooperate
Sorcerer: provocatress, temptress, lots of diseases
Wizard: Patchouli Knowledge, Marisa needs to stop robbing Voile, and Remilia needs to up the security
Alchemist: Edward "Fullmetal" Elric
Cavalier: young prissy white dude with a horse. clearly has masculinity issues and is obviously overcompensating.
Gunslinger: waste of resources
Inquisitor: this video says it all
Magus: JRPG hero
Oracle: a warrior who wears heavy armor, wields a polearm, and kills stuff after buffing themselves to the 7 heavens.
Summoner: Red
Synthesist: Karas
Witch: Anira the titanslayer, famous for putting 5 titans to sleep with her great slumber hex.
Ninja: loli japanese schoolgirl with a tokugawa ero daisho and either a pair of black pajamas, a black kimono, or a black sailor serafuku
Antipaladin: FEAR THE MIGHT OF HIGHLORD DARION MOGRAINE!!!!!!!
Samurai: HITEN MITSURUGI RYU, AMA-KA-KERU-RYU-NO-HIRA-MEKI!!!!!!
Zen Archer: SCATTER! SENBON ZAKURA! KAGEYOSHI!
Psion: Nepalese Bhuddist Priests!
Psionic Warrior: Nepalese Bhuddist Temple Guards
Soulknife: that one guy who just doesn't seem to ever be unarmed
Wilder: Jean Grey during the Phoenix arc of the classic X-Men
Vitalist: "by forging a psychic bond with my nakama, i can heal them all."
Cryptic: tries to be all secretive, but will confess everything when you toss her a bag of weed
tactician: "by forging a psychic bond...
I lol'd.
Also, apparently my favourite character is a Wizard.
(I'll be doing this later hopefully. Leaving a dot here)
In order of D20pfsrd:
Barbarian - AM BARBARIAN!
Bard - Do not suck.
Cleric - *shrug*
Druid - *shrug*
Fighter - "I got 21 feats, but sucking ain't one."
Monk - <Need more Input>
Paladin - Enough with the paladins for every alignment
Ranger - Versatile class
Rogue - problems with damage? Pfft, that's silly
Sorcerer - *shrug*
Wizard - *shrug*
Alchemist - Uuuugh... Hate bombs.
Cavalier - <Need more input>
Gunslinger - they aren't broke, and they aren't hard to understand...
Inquisitor - <need more input>
Magus - I wish mine didn't die so much
Oracle - Can be fun
Summoner - Dunno.
Witch - BEST CASTER EVER!!!
Barbarian - More civilized than you think.
Bard - You're supposed to be a magical druid!
Cleric - Channels the awesome of someone else.
Druid - Badass celtic hippie.
Fighter - "I got 21 feats, but they don't help much."
Monk - Stop outdoing me, guys...
Paladin - Behold the power of JUSTICE
Ranger - What the Fighter and Monk wish they were
Rogue - The Ninja's better
Sorcerer - I'm awesome despite my odd family tree~
Wizard - Practice makes perfect indeed
Alchemist - What did I just drink?
Cavalier - Thou shalt not pass!
Gunslinger - *Twirls gun like Revolver Ocelot*
Inquisitor - YOU BETRAYED THE GOD!!
Magus - What the Eldritch Knight wishes he was (not really)
Oracle - So godly power for free, but I go nearly blind? Sure!
Summoner - Everyone hates me ;A;
Witch - Wait, what do you mean I lost my spells when I ate that fox?!
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Barbarian - Oh look, my wardrobe, folded up, fits in the palm of my hand.
Bard - I'll have one of those, in Golden Fleece
Cleric - I've never seen that guy before in my life
Druid - Hey baby! It's a full moon and i've got this big dagger I want to thrust into you.
Fighter - What others measure in inches I measure in feat.
Monk - Laughs, he measurs in feats but i'm double fisted!!!
Paladin - All attempts at Conments have been smited
Ranger - Boo says, "WHAT!?!"
Rogue - Is that a sword in your scabard or are you just unable to see me.
Sorcerer - I'm on worker's comp guys. I've got carpal tunnel syndrome from casting magic missile all day.
Wizzard - Hey, sir!!! Come back here, you dropped your hat!
Alchemist - Aleistar Crowley
Cavalier - Is it just a Rocky Mountain Region thing or is everyone wearing big boots these days?
Gunslinger - Go ahead punk. Make my day.
Comming soon to a theater near you in 2013. The long awaited sequil to the Running Man. After Ben Richards survives a game show he wins a position to host a new show - The Inquisitor!
Magus - moogles
Oracle - Doomed! Doooooomed!
Summoner - Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Witch - My 2nd edition curse.
^don't click the bard link:(
