Okay, I have to get this off my chest. One of Sandpoint's citizens sounds very familiar...
...VORVASHALI VOON...an exotic-looking character with bright blue eyes, long red hair, and almost bronze-colored skin, is gregarious and excited about every customer.
I can't read that description without thinking that this guy fits such a description.
This image will from now on be used to represent the proprietor of the Feathered Serpent in my games.
Honestly, when I read it I thought of Yahoo Serious, not Carrot Top.