
Imrijka |
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What are your thoughts on grifters? You know, con-artists. I don't mean the bloke down the pub nicking people's pay with some fancy card tricks or the mean bastards that'd cheat an old lady out of her life savings, I mean the classy sort of grifter.
Is not my particular area of expertise or enforcement. Judgement of mortal deeds and sins left to Pharasma, not her church. My job protect weak from strong.
If you feel your lifestyle righteous, and lead to content eternity in hereafter, that your business. You use your lifestyle to do harm on others who can't stop you, then maybe you and I have unpleasant chat.

Bob Evil |

As a person of half-human ethnicity yourself, what do you think of other kinds of half-humans, i.e., half-elves, aasimar, tieflings, oreads, undines, etc?
Also, I've noticed that sometimes in the artwork you're shown wielding a longsword, a martial weapon. Inquisitors are only supposed get access to simple weapons and the weapon of their deity. Pharasma's chosen weapon is a dagger, so where'd you learn to handle that sword?

Imrijka |
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How does Faerie Fire work?
Is more of Ezren question. I assume it work like this: You cast spell. Spell happen.
Ever wish you had changed your domain?
No point in regrets or second guessings. Always make best of what you have available. If you only focus on wishing you bring holy water, you miss silver dagger lying in corner.
Have you ever been on a train?
Have been on many trainings. Training for bow. Training for meditation. Training for hunting.

Imrijka |
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Imrijka wrote:Also Valeros laugh at glasses.I'm picturing simple, understated wire rimmed spectacles and in my head they look great on you.
Must be hard to keep them in one peice though, the adventuring life being what it is.
- Torger
Mmm. Glasses look good, I think. Went through many pairs before purchase adamantine case to keep them in. Is paying for itself. Now I can keep in belt pouch instead of leave at camp.

ANebulousMistress |

Torger Miltenberger wrote:Mmm. Glasses look good, I think. Went through many pairs before purchase adamantine case to keep them in. Is paying for itself. Now I can keep in belt pouch instead of leave at camp.Imrijka wrote:Also Valeros laugh at glasses.I'm picturing simple, understated wire rimmed spectacles and in my head they look great on you.
Must be hard to keep them in one peice though, the adventuring life being what it is.
- Torger
I bet this makes it easier when you have to use a scroll in the field.
What's your favorite food? What bit of Ustalavian cuisine do you miss most when you're adventuring far and wide?

Imrijka |
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As a person of half-human ethnicity yourself, what do you think of other kinds of half-humans, i.e., half-elves, aasimar, tieflings, oreads, undines, etc?
Try to keep open mind. Half-human have just as much potential for good as human. Or potential for bad. Not all tiefling evil. Not all aasimar good. Sometimes heritage have obvious affect on personality, but there world of difference between letting heritage influence you, and letting heritage dominate you.
Also, I've noticed that sometimes in the artwork you're shown wielding a longsword, a martial weapon. Inquisitors are only supposed get access to simple weapons and the weapon of their deity. Pharasma's chosen weapon is a dagger, so where'd you learn to handle that sword?
I have long, rambling, drunken discussion with game developer. Get special dispensation.

Bob Evil |

Bob Evil wrote:Also, I've noticed that sometimes in the artwork you're shown wielding a longsword, a martial weapon. Inquisitors are only supposed get access to simple weapons and the weapon of their deity. Pharasma's chosen weapon is a dagger, so where'd you learn to handle that sword?I have long, rambling, drunken discussion with game developer. Get special dispensation.
Ha! Acceptable enough.
You ever think of trying to clean up the nation of Geb one of these days, or does that fall under the heading of a problem too big for one person to tackle?

Imrijka |
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Who would win in a 1-on-1 fight: Pharasma or Urgathoa?
Pharasma greater deity and crux of ultiverse. She control the movement of all souls in hereafter. Urgathoa scared little girl who run away rather than face judgement. Fight never even happen.
More importantly, have you ever had to team up with a living, and intellegent, undead?
Have not. No such thing as "living undead".

Imrijka |
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You seem like a very serious individual. I am not saying that there is anything wrong with that, but I also think you have a certain, undeniable charm. Do you ever spend time relaxing, or going out on casual dates? and if you do, what would be a nice evening of fun for you?
Lifestyle necessitates certain intensity. Difficult to take any long-term projects or commitments. But am generally considered hilarious by people who appreciate dry, Ustalavi wit.
Find comfort in strong drink. Also strong men.

Imrijka |
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I bet this makes it easier when you have to use a scroll in the field.
What's your favorite food? What bit of Ustalavian cuisine do you miss most when you're adventuring far and wide?
Miss gulyásleves. Very delicious, but hard to find away from Ustalav, Rest of Avistan seem afraid of paprika. Father would make with mutton and parnsip when he visit.
Varisian food very good. They make sort of almost-gulyásleves with chick peas and cale. Very satisfying.

Imrijka |
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Where can I get that hat and that great coat! You have such impressive taste in attire!
Haberdasher ca provide hate. Coat come from talented leatherworker in Caliphas. Have had patches patches or repairs since, though; very little or original coat remain.
Ask around; find good leather shop near you. May have to engage dye merchant separately. Crimson dye expensive.

Imrijka |
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Do you have any pets?
Am not so good with animals. Plus, travel too much for commitment. Also might die, then who would feed canary?
Do you want to share them with us?
You is offering to feed canary?
Why is Erzen's Weasel smarter than Seelah at higher levels?
Is very simple answer: Seeoni not have weasel. Also, Ezren not have weasel.
Is Seltyel as emo as everyone depicts him?
Seltyiel standoffish, but hopeless romantic.

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Have you ever encountered a Grammer Cleric?
Has someone ever tried to make you sing a song in public?
What are the chances of other Iconics, such as Seelah, Balthazar, or Valeros, getting on the "Magic Blackbox" and being asked questions like these?
What is your favorite food?
Can you do a backflip?

Freehold DM |

Terquem wrote:You seem like a very serious individual. I am not saying that there is anything wrong with that, but I also think you have a certain, undeniable charm. Do you ever spend time relaxing, or going out on casual dates? and if you do, what would be a nice evening of fun for you?Lifestyle necessitates certain intensity. Difficult to take any long-term projects or commitments. But am generally considered hilarious by people who appreciate dry, Ustalavi wit.
Find comfort in strong drink. Also strong men.
Strength of what type? There are numerous kinds of strength.

Gkirkhan |

Strength of what type? There are numerous kinds of strength.
Vell, she probably means muscly strength. De schmott guys don't last too long ven doink de sideways tango.
Imrijka, vould hyu know ov eny good hat-makers en Lepidstadt? Und just askink, hi-po-ded-tic-cally, vould you know of eny good hidink place north ov Ravengro?

d@ncingNumfar |

Tirq wrote:What about the Iconic Rage Prophet prestige class? That is definately an Orc or a Half Orc. What is his name?Is half-orc, yes, but prestige classes not have iconics. Can be considered runners up. Seltyiel is good example: Was not technically iconic until Magus class identified, but was fast-tracked into position by being prestigious.
Speaking of Seltyiel, have you ever worked with him? What was that like?

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I asked if he was as emo as everyone depicts him. My other questions about the other Iconics are:
Do Valeros and Alain get along well?
If you were to throw (literally) Lem in a dragon's mouth, would the dragon think Lem tastes funny?
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, and only Alain's horse hears it, How would he find out how it sounded?
If you had to be another class, which class would you be?

Imrijka |
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What is the most powerful undead you've punched in the face?
Ha! Love this story!
Am once kidnapped by ghoul cult. Leader think he very suave, like vampire. They take gear, put me in fancy dress, make me sit down to nice dinner with him where he talk about plans for conquer world.
I steal flatwear, use to make holy water once they take me back to cell. Tear up fancy dress and make into hand wraps. Soak in holy water, beat ghoul guard senseless. Finally have sword again by time meet very-not-suave ghoul wizard leader again, but incredibly satisfying beating back to death with bare hands.
It easily most satisfying unarmed kill.
Do not like having hat taken.

Imrijka |
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You ever think of trying to clean up the nation of Geb one of these days, or does that fall under the heading of a problem too big for one person to tackle?
Nation of evil undead more of group effort to fix. Will not say impossible for one person to make diference; never know exact role mortal persistence, luck, and gods play in world, but very rarely plan to rely on such things.

Lem the Halfling |

Mikaze wrote:What is the most powerful undead you've punched in the face?Ha! Love this story!
Am once kidnapped by ghoul cult. Leader think he very suave, like vampire. They take gear, put me in fancy dress, make me sit down to nice dinner with him where he talk about plans for conquer world.
I steal flatwear, use to make holy water once they take me back to cell. Tear up fancy dress and make into hand wraps. Soak in holy water, beat ghoul guard senseless. Finally have sword again by time meet very-not-suave ghoul wizard leader again, but incredibly satisfying beating back to death with bare hands.
It easily most satisfying unarmed kill.
Do not like having hat taken.
And she forgot to mention the ghoul did the same thing to Valeros.

"Prophet" |

As a fellow inquisitor of Pharasma, I applaud all you have done for the faith, Imrijka. Your exploits are legend.
However, I have a pressing issue: Recently, I received a healing spell from a cleric of... Desna, I believe. At least, I presume this was a healing spell, as that was what I requested. However, the spell caused intense pain, dropping me to unconsciousness.
Have you ever experienced this? And do you know why this happened?

ANebulousMistress |
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Imrijka wrote:And she forgot to mention the ghoul did the same thing to Valeros.Mikaze wrote:What is the most powerful undead you've punched in the face?Ha! Love this story!
Am once kidnapped by ghoul cult. Leader think he very suave, like vampire. They take gear, put me in fancy dress, make me sit down to nice dinner with him where he talk about plans for conquer world.
I steal flatwear, use to make holy water once they take me back to cell. Tear up fancy dress and make into hand wraps. Soak in holy water, beat ghoul guard senseless. Finally have sword again by time meet very-not-suave ghoul wizard leader again, but incredibly satisfying beating back to death with bare hands.
It easily most satisfying unarmed kill.
Do not like having hat taken.
The ghoul put Valeros in a fancy dress?

Imrijka |
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What kind of legal authority does an inquisitor of Pharasma have in Ustalav?
Legal authority is not so much. Church more important than government, so try to keep from bogging down with day-to-day affairs of taxes and whatnot. Have great deal of social authority, though. Very few people tell Pharasman inquisitor no when ask for information or entry. Even nobles respect work done for church, or fear for immortal souls.
Also, have you ever met a human who was an orc blooded sorcerer?
Orc-blooded sorcerer? Sound crazy? Why having orc blood give magic powers? Orcs not have magic powers.