Gamemaster, Gamemaster

[Oladon]

Gamemaster, Gamemaster,
Tell me a tale,
Roll me some rolls,
Fail some crit fails,
Gamemaster, Gamemaster
Look through your book,
And tell me a perfect tale!

Gamemaster, Gamemaster,
I'll bring the snacks,
You bring the beasts,
(No Astirax),
Bring me some loot for I'm longing to be,
Less squishy with more AC.

For the fighter,
Give us some battles.

For the ranger,
Let us fight them outside.

For me, well,
I'd not be rattled,
If all of the pouches were well-supplied!

Gamemaster, Gamemaster,
Tell me a tale,
Roll me some rolls,
Fail some crit fails,
Night after night in the basement we'll game
So find me a tale;
A campaign.

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Gamer, oh Gamer!
Have I made a game for you!
It's quick, it's easy!
Alright, it'll take 'til 2.
But it's a Fun game, a great game, right?
Right.

You heard there are encounters.
And basilisks to fight,
But only if I'm hungry,
So treat me right.

DM: Did you think you'd get free gold?

Gamer: Well, I'll do the best I can!

DM: With no sushi, no Pringles, no full Mountain Dew cans... best hope you've got a plan!

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Gamemaster, Gamemaster,
You know that I'm
Squishy and weak.
Please, no green slime.

Up to this session,
I misunderstood
That you could kill me for good.

Dear DM,
I beg you be gentle,
Remember,
You have played this game too.
It's not that
I think you're mental
It's just that I'm scared of you!

Gamemaster, Gamemaster,
Rule no new rules
Please have some food
Maybe I've learned
Gaming with masters
PCs can get burned...

So...

Bring me no loot,
Grin me no grins,
Roll me no rolls,
Game me no game...
Unless it's a great campaign!

-by Oladon, 8/1/2012

[Scintillae]

*slowclap*

[Orthos]

Bravo =)

Encore!

[Oladon]

(This is to the tune of "Matchmaker, Matchmaker" -- just so you all know [and in case there are unenlightened people who aren't familiar with that piece].)

[Laithoron]

Haha, I love doing this with songs! Here's a few that I've had the bard NPC in my own games use (Piano Man & Anything Goes specifically).

[Tirq]

I need to find people to sing this with.

[Cheapy]

Huh!

[BigDTBone]

If show tunes never die, is it still necromancy to resurrect them?

Btw, bravo. I missed this the first time.

[SnowJade]

Who's up for serenading James Jacobs et al with this next GenCon?

[Oladon]

SnowJade wrote:

Who's up for serenading James Jacobs et al with this next GenCon?

If you do, I would /love/ a recording (both of the song and of the reaction).

[SnowJade]

Is that a dare? 'Cause I could try to hunt up some of my choir buds and do it in 16 part harmony!

[Oladon]

SnowJade wrote:

Is that a dare? 'Cause I could try to hunt up some of my choir buds and do it in 16 part harmony!

If a dare is all it takes, it's totally a dare.

[Feros]

Yeah, but is it a double dare?

[Pan]

Feros wrote:

Yeah, but is it a double dare?

Actually its a physical challenge.