The Most Important Feature of Any Game


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Throughout games there are many features in-game games, and it is hard to point to one as the most important but I believe I have identified it. From character customization this feature separates the men from the boys. It is prominently featured in crafting, combat, everything. When people see someone using this feature to it's fullest extent they say "Damn, that guy is awesome." Those without it join the ranks of ones such as Edward, Jacob, Justin Beiber, Richard Simmons, and The Freakout Kid.

I speak of course, of beards. Without them, a game is doomed to failure!!!

In all seriousness though, we do need some awesome facial hair options. I'm tired of games that don't offer the option to have a full beard, offering no facial hair at all or a couple neat fancy little trimmed up mustaches with maybe a patch of fuzz on the chin. I want to see that, "This face hasn't been touched by a razor since before you were born sonny!" kind of beard.

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/facepalm

Silver Crusade Goblin Squad Member

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As long as I can shave a fallen dwarf's beard as a trophy, I'm all in for this!

Scarab Sages

The most important element?

FUN

If you find facial hair to be required for FUN, try City of Heroes. They have a wide array of facial hair options.

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KAN BEARDTROLL HAZ TROLL BEARD?

Liberty's Edge Goblin Squad Member

Beard Troll wrote:
KAN BEARDTROLL HAZ TROLL BEARD?

Yes, foul beast, I'll give you a beard....A BEARD OF BLOOD!

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BLOODBEARD TROLLBEARD BEST BEARD FOR BEARD TROLL EVAR. WAER BEARDBLOOD WIT PRIDE AND BEARDYNESS.

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^ I like this guy.

Liberty's Edge

HARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!


As long as dwarven women won't have beards, I am ok with it.

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Artanthos wrote:

The most important element?

FUN

I agree 100%

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Better hair/beards is the Holy Grail of graphics. NASA will develop faster than light travel before mmo's figure out how to make good facial hair.


Waruko wrote:
/beardpalm

Fixed that for you.

Goblin Squad Member

Don't forget dwarven women with braided beards.

Goblinworks Founder

If you have beards and long hair then I should have the combat ability to grab them for bonus attack points.

I also want to be able to knock people unconscious, braid their beards or use a dye made with the prismatic spell to color your beard... and no matter how many times you shave it the beard grows back with the same color.

Whahahahahaa

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Waruko wrote:
^ I like this guy.

BEARD TROLL LIKE LIKING BEARD PERSON WITH NO BEARD. BEARD TROLL NO WORRY FOR LACK OF BEARD PERSON WITH NO BEARD. TROLL BEARD TROLL EATS ALL KINDS.

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Drejk wrote:
As long as dwarven women won't have beards, I am ok with it.

lol if your wife's beard is longer than yours its always a problem lol.

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LADYDWARF BEARD LIKES BEARD TROLL BEARDLY. ALSO, BEARD.

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