101 Laughing Demon Menu Items

[Charlie Bell]

I like the weird menu items listed for the Laughing Demon. Let's put together some more weird menu items!

~the originals~
1. vampire steaks (cuts of beef skewered on thick wooden spikes)
2. wolf balls (lamb meatballs served on plates painted to look like the face of the full moon)
3. corpse chowder (a thick stew with red broth and chunks of meat)
4. liquid ghosts (a sweet pale ale that glows faintly with a greenish tint)

~new~
5. the evil eye (sunny-side-up eggs with a spicy tomato sauce)
6. bloody Ileosa (a relatively new mixed drink made with tomato juice, pepper sauce, and a variety of spices)
7. goblin ears (snap peas the length of your hand)
8. mystery meat loaf (an inconsistent meatloaf made from whatever's on hand: goat, beef, pork, mutton, and/or vension)
9. mummy fingers (small link sausages wrapped in a pastry crust)
10. demon blood (the signature house drink, made from stiff whiskey, grain alcohol, hot pepper sauce, and strong coffee, served flaming)

[deathsausage]

My game featured the Jiggling Tyrant. A two foot tall gelatin mold in the shape of a lich with an iron crown. If you can finish it in an hour (with Fort saves required) you get your name and picture on the wall in a place of honor.

[Deidre Tiriel]

12. Bat Wings (chicken wings with a black glaze)

13. Bloody Maggot Stew (rice and orzo pasta on top of a thick red soup)

14. Giant Grubworm (bacon and ham wrapped pork tenderloin) - grubworms are from Council of Thieves AP - if your players aren't familiar with them, call them Flesheating Worms

15. Coagulated Blood Dip (beet-based dip)

16. Eyeball Soup (tomato soup with mozzerella and pimento olive "eyeballs")

17. Mice Spaghetti (spaghetti with mice-shaped meatballs with eyes)

[Deidre Tiriel]

deathsausage wrote:

My game featured the Jiggling Tyrant. A two foot tall gelatin mold in the shape of a lich with an iron crown. If you can finish it in an hour (with Fort saves required) you get your name and picture on the wall in a place of honor.

And who in Ravengro is going to be drawing/painting the picture?

[deathsausage]

Deidre Tiriel wrote:

deathsausage wrote:

My game featured the Jiggling Tyrant. A two foot tall gelatin mold in the shape of a lich with an iron crown. If you can finish it in an hour (with Fort saves required) you get your name and picture on the wall in a place of honor.

And who in Ravengro is going to be drawing/painting the picture?

I think I handwaved it. But the details are a little lost, it's been like a year since we played.