Seriously. Even when I went to this forum to post this thread, it was all wonky, with big spaces between each thread. And my motivation was because when I went to post in this thread -- where it seems like every other post has a different amount of space between quote and text -- I absolutely could not get a blank line between the first and second paragraph.
I'll go ahead and post it now, just to see if it works. ETA: nope.
Never mind, I'm just using Maxthon 1 sometimes, and it's basically an out-of-date version of IE. Sorry!
Actually, you weren't in the wrong at all. The terrifying truth is that you experienced a temporary merger with a parallel universe, brought on by attempts of the denizens of that other universe to penetrate the interdimensional barriers, invade our world, and harvest our spleens for their own dastardly genetics experiments.