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I was just wondering if fellow players of Pathfinder would share some funny campaign stories they have experienced in game.
I will start.
My Tiefling Wizard once was providing battlefield control to a party fighting a troll. I began flinging insults at the troll, so he began focusing his attacks on me. Despite getting heals from the Cleric, I was getting thrashed by this troll. Eventually its hit points dwindled and the only thing left regenerating was a finger. I picked up the finger and continuously singed it, to prevent regeneration... and convinced the fighter in the party to dig a hole. I let the finger grow into a hand, and placed a material component for stone call (tiny shovel) within the hand as we filled in the hole. That way he would come to with the means to dig himself out of the 12 ft. grave.
Another funny session was a campaign that will forever be known as "Church Business". We were in a city known as Barsaes, and causing trouble within this city, due to the fights that would break out between our party and demons. We began with combatting the lowly quasit, all the way to a Balor Prince. There was an inquisitor, a ranger, a sorcerer, and my cleric. When the city watch was called upon to take our group in for questioning, the inquisitor would roll intimidate whilst stating "Shut up, this is Church Business" Each time, he would roll very high, and scare the hell out of the guards, who would then report to their superior. As we continued defeating each new rank of demon, we would intimidate the next ranking city watchmen. It was amazing. I will post more after I have read others.
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During the Church Business campaign, we were tired of demon after demon attacking our party. We then got the bright idea to seek out a master wizard to call forth a demon within a summoning circle for questioning. It happened to roll a natural 20 on its dispel magic check. It also happened to be a marilith. We got the crap kicked out of us, while the master wizard had a cup of coffee. The sorcerer had prestige classed to a dragon disciple, and continuously rolled called shots to the throat until enough damage was dealt to slay the beast. I rolled a ride check to use the mariliths remains as a sled on the spiral staircase within the tower, and then we drug her to Church. We used divination within our temple to gain some insight as to what beef the demons had with us. That's what gained the attention of a Nalfashnee. It also kicked the crap out of us. At the end of the fight, a ring of telekenisis was randomly generated. And that's about the time things went downhill.
I wanted to test the capability of the ring, so I hefted the decapitated head of the nalfashnee, and pitched it into the woods... but it didn't make it into the woods. It had happened to crash through the market, killing multiple innocents as it tumbled through. A Planetar then appeared before my character and began harassing me about this evil act, which was an accident. It stated even though it was an accident, it would be keeping an eye on my cleric to make sure I didn't continue committing these evil acts. My cleric then explained to the Planetar that he would need a list of what I could and could not do. As he began his great sword wind up, I asked to speak with his superior to file a complaint. My diety intervened to save me.
The cleric, come to be known as the conductor, continued his quest to be ever more rediculous. He found a really ugly lap dog, and would levitate himself along with the dog so that it would appear to be his less than noble steed. As he flew down the street on the dog, the dog was biting him and making a spectacle. Children began throwing rocks at my character, so he put the fear of God into them. Church Business prevented this from escalating, and we began building a great temple as a better base of operations. One of the children assisting with the construction was actually a Balor in disguise. He transformed and the battle began. I rolled a natural 20 on initiative, and my cleric soared into the air upon his steed, dropping 15 tree feather tokens upon the Balor. The fight didn't last much longer, and one character didn't even get his turn.
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That's fine, and welcome to the boards! I went ahead and flagged the post for a moderator to put the thread on the best forum, probably general pathfinder. Again, welcome to our happy and crazy corner of the internet. Stick around, see what we have to offer, and I hope you'll give Pathfinder Organized Play a chance!
