Ninja Fail


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Apparently, TSA > Ninjas.


Apparently the passenger who brought the knives wasn't either famous or Muslim otherwise the story would be on the front page of every major newspaper and news channel.


Too true.

I just find it funny that he hollowed out a book on ninjas to hide the knives in. I wonder if he read it first? It obviously didn't mention how to deal with x-ray machines or metal detectors.

On an unrelated note, When I flew to Paizocon in 2009, they had me empty out my carry-on bag, which had my gaming books in it. Apparently all that paper pressed together is hard on the machine.


Low-tier ninja anyway. Any ninja worth their salt will know how to get weapons easily enough that they don't have to travel with them... not that finding weapons is all that hard frankly.

Shadow Lodge

Maybe he didn't hide it there. Maybe it was just a REALLY comprehensive chapter on Ninja Equipment. What was hidden under the next page? Is there an index? What page can I pull the adamantine katana out of?


It's not a book! It's a rolodex of DEATH!!!


Hopefully he owned the book. You don't want to face the overdue charges at the Library of Ultimate Destruction.

The Exchange

He's just lucky the TSA got to him first. I heard Chuck Norris was on that flight... and we all know what he's like when he smells ninja.


Moorluck wrote:
He's just lucky the TSA got to him first. I heard Chuck Norris was on that flight... and we all know what he's like when he smells ninja.

Yup.


Moorluck wrote:
He's just lucky the TSA got to him first. I heard Chuck Norris was on that flight... and we all know what he's like when he smells ninja.

Broken limbs.


BluePigeon wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
He's just lucky the TSA got to him first. I heard Chuck Norris was on that flight... and we all know what he's like when he smells ninja.
Broken limbs.

Lots of blood. Mess to clean up.

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