Come on. [New feat/spell/class feature] is RIDICULOUS. I can easily [questionable possibility] with this.
I am SICK of all this [some cliche I read on an identical thread], Paizo! You are ruining this game for me!
If you keep this up, I will be forced to take my business elsewhere.
And before anybody brings it up, [refusal to just houserule the new feat/spell/class feature based on something about 'principles'].
[New feat/spell/class feature] is fine the way it is. Maybe [you / your players / your GM] is the problem. The intention of the rule clearly disallows [questionable possibility], as well as [exactly what the feat/spell/class feature was supposed to let you do]. If you read the rules carefully, you'll see [dissects text. takes fragments out of context]. Clearly, the rule should give more leeway, allowing [broken option].
[New feat/spell/class feature] is fine the way it is. Maybe [you / your players / your GM] is the problem. The intention of the rule clearly disallows [questionable possibility], as well as [exactly what the feat/spell/class feature was supposed to let you do]. If you read the rules carefully, you'll see [dissects text. takes fragments out of context]. Clearly, the rule should give more leeway, allowing [broken option].
Perhaps if you would stop [something outrageous and untrue, possibly involving the faulty definition of 'strawman'] you would realize that [something extremely unlikely and unhelpful]. Please do not bring up [broken option]. My belief that [something which sounds true out of contest] is much more likely than yours that [something which sounds ridiculous out of context].
Your quotes are laughable, and [poor summary of the above argument] is obviously false.Please try and come up with some real points, instead of just babbling about [weakest point in your argument].
This makes me so mad I'm going to start another thread on [original OP topic with additional negative comments and outlandish conclusions].
[calls on little blue fiends to destroy thread] ssmurff
NOOOOOOO! Drat you and your little blue fiends!
There is only one way to resolve this: Kobold Cleaver vs. Gark in a 12-round nakkid Jello-wrestling match. The winner gets a moist delicious cake. Everyone else gets grapefruit spoons to gouge out their own eyes.
{holds up "KC Roolz, Gark Droolz" sign} WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
moist delicious cake
What?
Oops......I thought that cake was for me.
>_>
Maybe we can give the winner this delicious crayfish I caught the other day. *Holds up Wolfie, trapped in a lobster cage*
>_>
Maybe we can give the winner this delicious crayfish I caught the other day. *Holds up Wolfie, trapped in a lobster cage*
Are we re-enacting Willow now? Who do I call a "Peck"?
There is only one way to resolve this: Kobold Cleaver vs. Gark in a 12-round nakkid Jello-wrestling match. The winner gets a moist delicious cake. Everyone else gets grapefruit spoons to gouge out their own eyes.
The cake is a lie and there is no spoon.
Is there a cow level?