Carpet Malodorousness

[Aberzombie]

My carpet smells funny. And what's this green, fuzzy stuff? Is.....is it....Is it moving?!?!

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Hey, didn't you already do Corpus Malfeasance?

But, yes, your carpet is gross.

[Aberzombie]

Yeah, the first one didn't take off very well. And the more I thought about it, the less I liked it.

I like this one much better.

[Crimson Jester]

You let vomit guy in, didn't you?

[Vomit Guy]

I resemble that remark sir!

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTCH!!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

piddles on the carpet

[Jasum the butler]

Oh dear, I think we need to clean some more.

[Dennis the Peasant]

Well, you ain't gettin me to do it.

[Jasum the butler]

You can't even get the windows washed.

[Dennis the Peasant]

Well I ain't some bleedin servant, if that's what you mean.

[Jasum the butler]

But they are your windows!! Show some pride man!!

[Dennis the Peasant]

Only pride I've got is tellin that so-called King what for. Help! I'm being repressed!

[Snooki]

*drags butt across carpet*

(This was supposed to be a Snarky Poodle post, but I decided I like it better this way.)

[Aberzombie]

Well crap! We might as well just burn it now.

[Jasum the butler]

Dennis the Peasant wrote:

Only pride I've got is tellin that so-called King what for. Help! I'm being repressed!

What king, there is no king here. Your just oppressing yourself. Thats not oppression, that's a mental condition called nutty as a fruitcake!

[El Cid]

I shall save thee from thy oppressors!

[Dennis the Peasant]

Jasum the butler wrote:

Dennis the Peasant wrote:

Only pride I've got is tellin that so-called King what for. Help! I'm being repressed!

What king, there is no king here. Your just oppressing yourself. Thats not oppression, that's a mental condition called nutty as a fruitcake!

Oh sure, "he don't agree with me, so he must be mental".

[Aberzombie]

Crap! I think the carpet just ate my hamster.