So, I wanted to see if this thread would take off as much as the 'Last one to post on this thread wins' thread.
Probably not... but
This thread is meant to be a fun exercise in logic...
Prove that you, and you alone, should win this thread through a valid logical argument you may use which ever Syllogism format you prefer.
All logical rules may be used as a premise, and multiple Syllogisms may be used.
Additional premises are as follows
1.0 All of the following premises are valid and true, and they may be cited to achieve the victory.
1.a All True premises are valid.
1.b All Valid premises are true.
1.c Incorrectly positioned premises are invalid.
1.d All false premises are invalid.
1.e All invalid premises are false.
1.f Non-labeled premises are false
Any smurf automatically wins.
For instance:
2.0 All first posts win.
2.a This is the first post.
2.b Therefore, this is the winning post.
If you can prove that everyone who posted after (not before) you has posted an invalid post, you once again claim the victory. Good luck!
I'm confused. Am I supposed to point out the obvious hole in your argument (You are a smurf and your statement regarding all surfs win is incorrectly labeled so all smurfs lose) or just provide my own set of statements?
But here are my statements:
0.0: 1=0
0.a: I can substitute 0 for 1 because 1 = 0
0.b: 1= 0 so 2=0
0.c: 1=0=2 so 1=2
0.d: I can make anything into anything else because everything = 0
0.e: the 1 universe now equals 0
0.f: As the only being that does not exist, the reversal of state of existence causes me to exist while the rest of you disappear and you cannot win if you do not exist
Wait why am I posting as a surf?
WHAT DID YOU DO?
Its fixed now?
Here goes now that I can win:
0.0: 1=0
0.a: I can substitute 0 for 1 because 1 = 0
0.b: 1= 0 so 2=0
0.c: 1=0=2 so 1=2
0.d: I can make anything into anything else because everything = 0
0.e: the 1 universe now equals 0
0.f: As the only being that does not exist, the reversal of state of existence causes me to exist while the rest of you disappear and you cannot win if you do not exist
The smurf hole was meant to be funny... as in I could jump on the first person to use it.
And actually, the falseness of the smurf thing merely enables one to infer that Smurfs do not automatically win
Now... to disprove your logic, so that I may claim the victory.
3.0 If the Universe is not real, argument 0 could not have been posted.
3.a Argument 0 has been posted.
3.b Therefore, the universe exists
This argument is valid and therefore true!