I have noticed that it has been difficult for me to contact with my fans lately, due to my busy work schedule, so I have created this thread just for them. To all my fans, thank you for your loyalty and support. Feel free to leave your questions and comments for me here. I promise to look at it at least once every 24 hours, and if I have time I will reply. Don't feel bad if I don't acknowledge every comment. Enjoy!
Hey, I know a lot of my fans are kind of shy, but don't be afraid. This thread isn't for me, it's for you. Remember, the only stupid question is the one that sounds stupid, so don't be afraid to type it on here. I won't be able to hear it.
This seems a little... well... Why do you have fans? What makes you worthy of my adoration?!
This seems a little... well... Why do you have fans? What makes you worthy of my adoration?!
Those are very good question,s Martina, and I am glad that you asked them.
Why do you have fans? I have to assume it is based on my many accomplishments here on Paizo's threads. However, there are probably are factors that contribute to my fan base.
What makes you worthy of my adoration?! I don't know why you added the exclamation point, but to answer your question, the fact that you are one of my fans is answer enough. You have made me worthy.
What, pray tell, might those accomplishments be? Bringing to light trivial matters in the off-topic forums? Gratuitously pronouncing your own greatness? I don't pretend to be an expert on the Paizo community, but frankly, I think you may be overestimating your popularity.
What, pray tell, might those accomplishments be? Bringing to light trivial matters in the off-topic forums? Gratuitously pronouncing your own greatness? I don't pretend to be an expert on the Paizo community, but frankly, I think you may be overestimating your popularity.
In short, yes. Among my many accomplishments are bringing to light trivial matters in the off-topic forums and gratuitously pronouncing my own greatness.
I also think you are selling yourself short, Martina. You sound like an expert to me on all Paizo Community matters. I value you as one of my fans. Thank you for your support.
There is no such thing as bad publicity.
True.
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Remember that time you deep throated that entire meatball marinara submarine sandwich in front of all those bikers?There is no such thing as bad publicity.True.
Man, that was awesome until they opened up the mayonnaise.
I think Leafar the Lost should change his name to Leafar the Loved!
I think Leafar the Lost should change his name to Leafar the Loved!
I would love to change it to that Don Juan de Doodlebug, because of the constant love I get from my fans, but due to legal reasons I cannot change it. Also, I haven't had the time to actually look any of the other comments and questions on this thread, but my personal assistant Kelly has told me they are all great. I am working 24/7 for all of my fans, so I have to go.
Kelly, huh? Alright, stud, why don't you tell what kind of line of work you're in which allows you to have a personal assistant that reads your "fanmail" for you?
Kelly, huh? Alright, stud, why don't you tell what kind of line of work you're in which allows you to have a personal assistant that reads your "fanmail" for you?
My line of work? Hahahahahahahahahaha...that is just a silly question, so I won't answer it...
What happened to your assurance that all questions asked here would be answered? You flip-flopping on me, boy?!
I just want to say how much I appreciate my fans, and even though I have zero time for this, I am literally creating time to post on here and respond to your comments & questions.
To Martina, if I choose not to answer a question, then that is the answer. I remember being told once by Cardinal Chaos that God answers all prayers in His own way. Therefore, for the purposes of this thread only, think of me as . I hope that helps. Hace a great day! : )
Therefore, for the purposes of this thread only, think of me as . I hope that helps. Hace a great day! : )
God wouldn't hit "c" when He meant "v"!
Therefore, for the purposes of this thread only, think of me as . I hope that helps. Hace a great day! : )God wouldn't hit "c" when He meant "v"!
I'm sorry, Burgomeister, but my personal assistant Kelly does all of my typing for me, and she misspelled the word. I didn't hire her for her spelling ability; it was based entirely on her physical appearance.
I didn't hire her for her spelling ability; it was based entirely on her physical appearance.
God wouldn't make such sexist decisions when it came to staffing and human resources!
I didn't hire her for her spelling ability; it was based entirely on her physical appearance.God wouldn't make such sexist decisions when it came to staffing and human resources!
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I am not really . In this thread I am like , because some of the answers to the questions asked of Me are not what my fans want. However, I have to give my fans what they need instead...
Hello to all my fans. Please keep the comments and questions coming. I have reduced my nighttime sleep from 3 to 2 hours just so I can find the time to look over your many messages. Well, after Kelly sorts through them first, of course. I want to leave you with this inspirational thought: never be satisfied with what you think you might become at some future point in the world to come. Good night everybody!
Hello to all my fans! I just wanted to let you all know that I wouldn't be able to keep doing this without your support. This is not about me; it's all about YOU! Remember, you can't spell YOU without the letters y,o, and u.
Good night everybody!