yup...the put the inquisitor in charge of collecting kingdom taxes.
I find this hilarious. And given that the Inquisitor is a follower of Asmodeus, well...the jokes just kinda write themselves.
LOL! "Pay your taxes or be deemed a heretic!"
LOL! "Pay your taxes or be deemed a heretic!"
lets just say nobody gets away with tax dodging in that nation.
As long as it's not the vizier. Or the rogue.
yup...the put the inquisitor in charge of collecting kingdom taxes.
I find this hilarious. And given that the Inquisitor is a follower of Asmodeus, well...the jokes just kinda write themselves.
I feel your pain. My group's Treasurer is the CG Ceric of Cayden Cailean. Strangely enough, their captial city's first few buldings included an inn, a tavern, a brewery and an entertainment district (bordello). They named it Venice, but I call it "Las Vegas on the Lake".
Now, Asmodeus. If ever a country needed a Tea Party (and that is debatable) it's yours. Somehow I see a good old-fashioned tax revolt somewhere in your future. I'm getting weird images of Grover Norquist being martyred on the rack by your inquisitor.
My group's first Treasurer was a NPC kobold cleric of Mammom that the ruler was ... ahem ... that the ruler knew very well. I say the Treasurer was a kobold because the kobold is now full of arrow-shaped holes and is rather charred.
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Now, Asmodeus. If ever a country needed a Tea Party (and that is debatable) it's yours. Somehow I see a good old-fashioned tax revolt somewhere in your future. I'm getting weird images of Grover Norquist being martyred on the rack by your inquisitor.
the demon cultist priestess of Noctila (NPC character) has actually turned out to be the nicest and most approachable character in the kingdom.
it's driving the inquisitor nuts. he's trying to promote the worship of Law and unyielding Order and the NPC priestess is not only making tons more money than his organization but winning people over to her viewpoints left and right.
Granted, the kingdom thinks the priestess is actually a priestess of Callistra and not a demon worshipping cultist but still...
Inquisitor: 'obey the might and power of Asmodeus! obedience is it's own reward!'
demon sex goddess: 'one free drink and 15% off any one sex act to everyone who attends church services this week!'
[town hits the bordello in a giant horde]
Inquisitor: 'I don't get it. I've got whips too, gods dammit!'