"I will tell you how to become rich. Close the doors. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful." - Warren Buffett

[Grand Magus]

I wonder why you have to close the door?

What is behind the door?

Gah! I bash the door down..

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

[Jeremiziah]

With a roll like that, you fail to bash the door down. The door actually bashed you down, in fact.

Save vs. poverty.

[Shadowborn]

While he's down, I'll rifle his pockets for loot. I'll take his boots too.

[Grand Magus]

Jeremiziah wrote:

With a roll like that, you fail to bash the door down. The door actually bashed you down, in fact.

Save vs. poverty.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17

[Crimson Jester]

WHY WON'T THIS DARN DOOR OPEN!!!!

[Tensor]

Crimson Jester wrote:

WHY WON'T THIS DARN DOOR OPEN!!!!

Is that a Kafka reference?

[Crimson Jester]

Tensor wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

WHY WON'T THIS DARN DOOR OPEN!!!!

Is that a Kafka reference?

Kafka what a lovely lady. ;)

[Xabulba]

Tensor wrote:

Is that a Kafka reference?

I smoked some kafka last night, it made me feel like a bug.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Xabulba wrote:

Tensor wrote:

Is that a Kafka reference?

I smoked some kafka last night, it made me feel like a bug.

No, afghan.