On behalf of my client, a Mr. Aberzombie, and all other heart beat challenged, I hereby bring notice that we shall be seeking recompense in civil court for you libelous accusations against my client. Although my client is indeed one of the heart beat challenged henceforth known as a zombie, he would like to state for the record that he does not hate America, nor do many of his associate zombies. We shall see you in court. Good day sir.I have here in my hand a list of 205 names--205 zombies known to the Secretary of State, who, despite their America-hating ways, are allowed to work for the State Department.
I will see you in court!
Sebastian for defense attorney!
Just a point of clarification:
This thread is NOT devoted to a civil discussion of trolling.
This thread IS trolling!
And I am the Burgomeister of Troll Town!
Really? Thank you for admitting that you are a troll and this thread is trolling. At least you are an honest troll. Unfornuately, you are also guilty of breaking the Internet Police's zero-tolerance policy on trolling. You are officially banned from this site, and all other sites on the Internet. Do to enhancements in technology (stolen from that alien spacecraft in Area 51) it is now possible to literally block someone from using the Internet.
It doesn't matter what computer you use, once you have been idenitifed as a Troll, you will be unable to use any technological device to log into the Internet. I am very sorry about this, but I must follow the law. Again, I thank you for your honesty, but as we speak I am typing in the Multi-Dimensional Algorithm right now that will start your lifetime ban. Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
You better check your math!
EDIT: And I'm a goblin!
Well, they've got a committee
To get me off the block
'Cos I say my rhymes loud
And I say 'em non-stop!
Sebastian for defense attorney!On behalf of my client, a Mr. Aberzombie, and all other heart beat challenged, I hereby bring notice that we shall be seeking recompense in civil court for you libelous accusations against my client. Although my client is indeed one of the heart beat challenged henceforth known as a zombie, he would like to state for the record that he does not hate America, nor do many of his associate zombies. We shall see you in court. Good day sir.I have here in my hand a list of 205 names--205 zombies known to the Secretary of State, who, despite their America-hating ways, are allowed to work for the State Department.
I will see you in court!
Does he take cases pro bono?
Chuck Norris is lame.
Is this thread just for me? It even says right in my profile that I'm really a goblin.
Does he take cases pro bono?Sebastian for defense attorney!On behalf of my client, a Mr. Aberzombie, and all other heart beat challenged, I hereby bring notice that we shall be seeking recompense in civil court for you libelous accusations against my client. Although my client is indeed one of the heart beat challenged henceforth known as a zombie, he would like to state for the record that he does not hate America, nor do many of his associate zombies. We shall see you in court. Good day sir.I have here in my hand a list of 205 names--205 zombies known to the Secretary of State, who, despite their America-hating ways, are allowed to work for the State Department.
I will see you in court!
As payment I usually accept either souls or tears of despair.
Homeowners organizations are unconstituitional because they violate state's rights.
Carlos the Jackal hates all of the Western imperialist powers.
Is this thread just for me? It even says right in my profile that I'm really a goblin.
My dear greedy Kirth,
This thread is for you but it isn't JUST for you. There's plenty enough trollbait for everyone!
And it's always nice to meet a member of the tribe!
As payment I usually accept either souls or tears of despair.Sebastian for defense attorney!Does he take cases pro bono?
In that case, no thank you. I will defend myself. In fact, I will turn the tables on my persecutors. If zombies don't hate America, why are they always attacking our malls?
J'accuse!
Homeowners organizations are unconstituitional because they violate state's rights.
I violate the rights of states and homeowners on an hourly basis!
Ahem.
So, I'm glad that (some) people are enjoying their stay in Troll Town. Hee hee!
But I seem to be the only one doing any real trolling.
Now, while I can happily troll all day (and will!), I'd imagine that an endless barrage of hating-America jokes and Sesame Street clips is going to get old pretty quick.
This is a happy, non-judgmental, mutually-supportive troll community and you should really get out there and mingle.
Here's an icebreaker:
What's your favorite band?
Guess.Here's an icebreaker:
What's your favorite band?
Guess.Here's an icebreaker:
What's your favorite band?
The Guess Who?
Oh, how I wish Citizen Dingo would post here!
@Crimson Jester: GFR?
If we're stuck on 3-letter bands, let's try CCR, ICP, W-TC, and NWA
Who?Oh, how I wish Citizen Dingo would post here!
@Crimson Jester: GFR?
GRAND! FUNK! RAILROAD! But obviously not.
I give up.
Five letters no acronyms.
Knowing you?
Creed.
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Who?Oh, how I wish Citizen Dingo would post here!
@Crimson Jester: GFR?
GRAND! FUNK! RAILROAD! But obviously not.
I give up.
oh. GFR, link did not work.
Actually I am a bit of an 80's throwback fan. Tesla.
Puppet trolls are the worst.
Who?Oh, how I wish Citizen Dingo would post here!
@Crimson Jester: GFR?
GRAND! FUNK! RAILROAD! But obviously not.
I give up.
oh. GFR, link did not work.
Actually I am a bit of an 80's throwback fan. Tesla.
They suck!
Oh, how I wish Citizen Dingo would post here!
@Crimson Jester: GFR?
Fixed the link.
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Who?Oh, how I wish Citizen Dingo would post here!
@Crimson Jester: GFR?
GRAND! FUNK! RAILROAD! But obviously not.
I give up.
oh. GFR, link did not work.
Actually I am a bit of an 80's throwback fan. Tesla.
They suck!
** spoiler omitted **
Conclusive proof that zombies hate American capitalism!
(Check out the fourth photograph about a quarter of the way down the page, after the kid with the "Don't Tread on Me" sign)
J'accuse!
I just received my income tax return and President Obama put in an extra $400!
Yay!
I take back everything bad I've ever said about the government!
This guy, however, is still pissed.
[Fluffs pillow, sips punch and reads about punctuated equilibrium.]
I haven't read through the torture thread yet, but I'm looking forward to it with glee! Hee hee!
However, I would like to share with you what I think of every time I hear the name Rick Santorum.
Please note: Although this only provides a link to a Wikipedia page, it discusses some things that readers who are particularly squeamish about sex might not want to consider.
I read these coulmns as they were released in Boston's funniest newspaper, the Weekly Dig. I had never heard of the Senator from Pennsylvania before. Hee hee!
EDIT: In fact, I would like to nominate Dan Savage for membership in the Trolls Hall of Fame.
I haven't read through the torture thread yet, but I'm looking forward to it with glee! Hee hee!
However, I would like to share with you what I think of every time I hear the name Rick Santorum.
Please note: Although this only provides a link to a Wikipedia page, it discusses some things that readers who are particularly squeamish about sex might not want to consider.
I read these coulmns as they were released in Boston's funniest newspaper, the Weekly Dig. I had never heard of the Senator from Pennsylvania before. Hee hee!
EDIT: In fact, I would like to nominate Dan Savage for membership in the Trolls Hall of Fame.
The torture of goblins is perfectly acceptable.
Torture is a violation of the paladin's code under any circumstances.
I learned this the hard way when I was trying to coax some information from an ogre my party had defeated and ate his finger.
This was a new concept to me, as torture was quite common in the Anklebiter warrens. Nevertheless, my DM made me go on a quest for atonement.
When I finished my quest of humility, I also won a +2 longsword off a mummy; so it all worked out in the end!
CCR hates America.
With Spanish subtitles because John Fogerty was an internationalist!
The New York Dolls deplore the late conflict in Indochina.
William Tell hates the House of Habsburg.
Iggy Pop hates all that is good and decent and respectable. Here, he turns his attention on reactionary "age-of-consent" laws.
Dudley Moore is a scab!
Luckily, Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem are organized! And Animal's the shop steward!
I hate my Dungeon Master.
We took 2 weeks off so some other player could wrap up his finals and were supposed to play in 2 hours.
But nobody has responded to my calls or e-mails and now I don't know whether my awesome 8th-level paladin (Gareth Ambrosius D'Arcy Abelmarle XVIII, 32nd Lord of Pelindyr) will continue his troll-slaying adventures.
Boo hoo!
I hate my Dungeon Master.
We took 2 weeks off so some other player could wrap up his finals and were supposed to play in 2 hours.
But nobody has responded to my calls or e-mails and now I don't know whether my awesome 8th-level paladin (Gareth Ambrosius D'Arcy Abelmarle XVIII, 32nd Lord of Pelindyr) will continue his troll-slaying adventures.
Boo hoo!
Paladins are OP.
Jealous?
Nope, just trolling on through.
Jealous?Nope, just trolling on through.
Welcome, welcome! Please feel free to troll anywhere you like. Mi casa es su casa.
Here, have a drink. Make yourself comfortable.
Now, tell me, what does "OP" mean?