Posting in this thread will Save Your Life

[Grand Magus]

This thread uses new genetic break-through science.

Post in this thread to cure yourself of aliments that until recently were incurable.

Other recent posters in this thread have had the following aliments cured. Cured, I say!

Post and be cured of:
Cancer, Heart disease, Blindness, Loneliness, Broken heart, Hive,
Tsunamis, The flu, A cold, Acne, Baldness, Restores lost limbs,
Black lung, Radiation poisoning

.

And for $500 more, you can be brought back from the dead.

.

What has posting in this thread cured you of???

[Cody Landis]

I have been cured of intelligence and common sense! Thanks thread!

[ulgulanoth]

well i'm undead so i don't see why i should post here...

[Arazyr]

Can't hurt to try! (Blasted head cold...)

[Xabulba]

As the great wise-man Freddy Mercury said, "Who want's to live forever."

[Crimson Jester]

post.

[Wilhem]

This thread reminds me of those "send this to 20 friends or your balls will spontaneously fall off" e-mails.

[W E Ray]

WOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!

My phallus grew.

Thanks, Thread.

[Winnegan's fake.]

Are we saving life for something, or from something?

[Jyu1ch1]

Yes, but what are the side effects?

[Leafar the Lost]

What if I don't want my life saved? Did you ever think of that?

[Gangrenous Fetus]

I wasn't saved.

[Philosoraptor]

Is being dead ... the same as before you were alive?

[Celestial Healer]

Whew! Who knew I came so close to the end?! Thank you for this thread!

[JMD031]

I don't feel any different...

[Samnell]

Everyone posting in this thread will die.

[Leafar the Lost]

Philosoraptor wrote:

Is being dead ... the same as before you were alive?

Yes...