From his dark throne the master watches the battle arena laid out before him. It is a vast theater of mayhem and combat. Its name is Earth.
For his pleasure two combatants have been summoned for combat to the death. The match begins in minutes, and the final bets are being tallied.
Who will you bet on to win this ultimate fight??
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(giving odds is encouraged)
I think Godzilla beats them all well playing Gorillaz
Conan.
Odds 2:1
Conan.
Odds 2:1I question the veracity of these odds. You obviously forgot to take nuclear death breath into account.
Godzilla
Odds 3,720:1
Conan has reflexes greater than a cat. He's quick. Really, really quick.
AoE. No save.
Bah! Rules.
Conan is smart enough to invoke Godel's Theorem. There is not a system of rules that can contain him.
Then, after a long, drawn out dance of death (Of which many books are published and movies made of.) Conan stands atop Godzilla's bloody head. Conan's rippling back muscle twitch plunging his blade directly between Godzilla's eyes.
Crom.
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AoE. No save.
Bah! Rules.
Conan is smart enough to invoke Godel's Theorem. There is not a system of rules that can contain him.
Then, after a long, drawn out dance of death (Of which many books are published and movies made of.) Conan stands atop Godzilla's bloody head. Conan's rippling back muscle twitch plunging his blade directly between Godzilla's eyes.
Crom.
You're talking about Godel's Theorem to a giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when he's mildly irritated. Right...
You're talking about Godel's Theorem to a giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when he's mildly irritated. Right...
No. That part was for you.
But after, when we had turned our heads back to the action, then we saw Conan deal out his death blow.
I'm sure it will be shown on CNN soon.
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You're talking about Godel's Theorem to a giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when he's mildly irritated. Right...No. That part was for you.
But after, when we had turned our heads back to the action, then we saw Conan deal out his death blow.
I'm sure it will be shown on CNN soon.
No, I'm the giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when I'm mildly irritated. Gozilla is far worse than that.
No, I'm the giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when I'm mildly irritated. Gozilla is far worse than that.
Funny, you must be in disguise, 'cause you look like a raven to me; not even a puffin like your name says. Great disguise!
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Funny, you must be in disguise, 'cause you look like a raven to me; not even a puffin like your name says. Great disguise!
No, I'm the giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when I'm mildly irritated. Gozilla is far worse than that.
It's a freakin' alias! Do you have purple skin and white hair? Actually, that sounds kind of awesome. You should totally dye your hair and skin those respective colors.
Conan leaps into Godzilla's mouth stabs him in the brain, then calls for the towel wench. Fights over Conan won. As for the nuclear breath Conan had a mentos, The fresh maker.
Dye your hair red with Godzilla's blood.
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Conan leaps into Godzilla's mouth stabs him in the brain, then calls for the towel wench. Fights over Conan won. As for the nuclear breath Conan had a mentos, The fresh maker.
Dye your hair red with Godzilla's blood.
*GULP*
That's the sound you'd hear if Conan was in Godzilla's mouth. That, and screams of pain from Conan dying. You'd probably hear a "CROM!" in there somewhere too, though.
Contributor, RPG Superstar 2010 Top 8
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Plus, you know, Godzilla is really really tall. About 27 stories tall, to be specific. That's a pretty high jump. In PF terms, that would be a DC 1000+ Acrobatics check to make a running high jump into his mouth. Double that for a standing jump.
Yeah, I suppose Conan could jump from the roof of a building, and maybe make it in...but while Conan is climbing the stairs, Godzilla would totally demolish the building, burying the barbarian under several tons of rubble.
So you ever fight a dragon? Or a T-rex?
Conan could hack off a toe and let godzilla bleed out.
Conan chooses Mr. Fishy as his weapon. Mr. Fishy is a fan and agrees.
Mr. Fishy wins.Period.
So you ever fight a dragon? Or a T-rex?
My mom did back in the 80's when Cabbage Patch Kids were all the rage and there was only one left in the store.
Mr. Fishy remembers the Patch War 85. Alot of Moms didn't come home from that one.
Conan'd wup the d#*$!%! outta Godzilla.
Fair and square.
Haven't you guys ever seen a real Godzilla flick? Once the big guy sees Conan is a good guy, they're gonna team up and take on this Master guy.
This is how dungeonmasters end up killt, and people actaul "win" D&D.
Conan sees nubile woman about to be stomped on By big Beastie, sends Conan into a mad seething rage, runs up the tail and back of said beast, swinging from one of its boney crests to the next, lands on its head, Sword punctures through skull and brain. Godzilla dead in seconds. Falls to the ground narrowly missing said wench who is screaming in terror. Conan runs of Godzilla head, jumps to ground garbs woman in protective embrace whilst looking mean and moody with a smug look on face lokking at one dead Godzilla....walks off into sunset with woman on arm...the end!
Conan sees nubile woman about to be stomped on By big Beastie, sends Conan into a mad seething rage, runs up the tail and back of said beast, swinging from one of its boney crests to the next, lands on its head, Sword punctures through skull and brain. Godzilla dead in seconds. Falls to the ground narrowly missing said wench who is screaming in terror. Conan runs of Godzilla head, jumps to ground garbs woman in protective embrace whilst looking mean and moody with a smug look on face lokking at one dead Godzilla....walks off into sunset with woman on arm...the end!
All this imagery would seem to speak of a Frazzeta bonus of at least +5.
It's a freakin' alias! Do you have purple skin and white hair? Actually, that sounds kind of awesome. You should totally dye your hair and skin those respective colors.Funny, you must be in disguise, 'cause you look like a raven to me; not even a puffin like your name says. Great disguise!
No, I'm the giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when I'm mildly irritated. Gozilla is far worse than that.
I'd have to have some hair to do that first :) Purple skin won't go with my eyes though.
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I'd have to have some hair to do that first :) Purple skin won't go with my eyes though.It's a freakin' alias! Do you have purple skin and white hair? Actually, that sounds kind of awesome. You should totally dye your hair and skin those respective colors.Funny, you must be in disguise, 'cause you look like a raven to me; not even a puffin like your name says. Great disguise!
No, I'm the giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when I'm mildly irritated. Gozilla is far worse than that.
Contacts!
Contacts!I'd have to have some hair to do that first :) Purple skin won't go with my eyes though.It's a freakin' alias! Do you have purple skin and white hair? Actually, that sounds kind of awesome. You should totally dye your hair and skin those respective colors.Funny, you must be in disguise, 'cause you look like a raven to me; not even a puffin like your name says. Great disguise!
No, I'm the giant, nuclear powered dinosaur that regularly destroys whole cities when I'm mildly irritated. Gozilla is far worse than that.
Perfect! I'll have to try out some of those.