I usually don't do play reports because I find them boring as hell, but I tried my hand at typing one up that might be entertaining to read. I still think it's too long and gets a bit too much into the minutia of the game, but I'm curious to hear people's thoughts. Please drop a comment and tell me what you think.
WARNING: The session report contains spoilers, so only GMs should look at it. It also contains some naughty language, as it is meant to be an accurate reflection of things happening at the table, so if you are bothered by that kind of thing, you've been warned.