Good. If it's a science now, we can demonstrate that it's wrong (like Lamarckism was wrong), and they'll have to stop charging people for it as "entertainment."
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The subject of astrology came up at lunch today. One of my co-workers pointed out that anyone who believes in this stuff will be unphased by logical arguments that exaplain how such things are nonsense. Obviously, the man has the power to divine the future.
Tell him string theory invalidates religion and evolution.
Next thing you know, we'll need uni degrees just to cut open samnell's intestines and read the future...If Samnell doesn't believe in that, will it work? What if he skews the results?
Wait. We can metaphysically opt out of the scientific method?
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Next thing you know, we'll need uni degrees just to cut open samnell's intestines and read the future...If Samnell doesn't believe in that, will it work? What if he skews the results?Wait. We can metaphysically opt out of the scientific method?
Yeah, it's the metaphysical property of BS. I learned it back when I studied homeopathic endoscopy back in college. X_X
Next thing you know, we'll need uni degrees just to cut open samnell's intestines and read the future...If Samnell doesn't believe in that, will it work? What if he skews the results?
My body constantly lets me down. Why would it perform for somebody else? I'm sure it would find some way to screw up, just like the last time when some guys from the university came, sliced me open, and fondled thick tubes of Samnell.
I remember it like it was yesterday. All the screams, the tears, blood, vomiting, curses. But what really annoyed me was the guy who doused himself in gas and lit himself on fire. I had a headache for hours and the women's restroom of that Burger King smelled like bacon for weeks after. Always made me want to get the bacon cheeseburger.
Come to think of it, I never did find record of the doctorates they claimed. I'm reasonably sure two of them were Alex Trebek and Jesse Ventura, but the guys in the rubber suits could have been anybody. Still I have some standards. I told them if they really wanted me they had to find a higher class of goat than offered. They substituted kittens, which were sexy and delicious so I decided that was close enough.
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Next thing you know, we'll need uni degrees just to cut open samnell's intestines and read the future...If Samnell doesn't believe in that, will it work? What if he skews the results?My body constantly lets me down. Why would it perform for somebody else? I'm sure it would find some way to screw up, just like the last time when some guys from the university came, sliced me open, and fondled thick tubes of Samnell.
I remember it like it was yesterday. All the screams, the tears, blood, vomiting, curses. But what really annoyed me was the guy who doused himself in gas and lit himself on fire. I had a headache for hours and the women's restroom of that Burger King smelled like bacon for weeks after. Always made me want to get the bacon cheeseburger.
Come to think of it, I never did find record of the doctorates they claimed. I'm reasonably sure two of them were Alex Trebek and Jesse Ventura, but the guys in the rubber suits could have been anybody. Still I have some standards. I told them if they really wanted me they had to find a higher class of goat than offered. They substituted kittens, which were sexy and delicious so I decided that was close enough.
They used rubber suits with you? I had to see their faces, and the look of disappointment in their eyes... :(
They used rubber suits with you? I had to see their faces, and the look of disappointment in their eyes... :(
Not Trebek and Venture. Those guys were all class. Jesse has very soft hands.
His mom makes him keep a bottle of Jurgen's in his pocket.Not Trebek and Venture. Those guys were all class. Jesse has very soft hands.
They used rubber suits with you? I had to see their faces, and the look of disappointment in their eyes... :(
I assumed that was because Alex was wearing that tiny little speedo.
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I assumed that was because Alex was wearing that tiny little speedo.His mom makes him keep a bottle of Jurgen's in his pocket.Not Trebek and Venture. Those guys were all class. Jesse has very soft hands.
They used rubber suits with you? I had to see their faces, and the look of disappointment in their eyes... :(
All that lotion does help him get in and out of that thing. It is awfully little too. Teehee.
All that lotion does help him get in and out of that thing. It is awfully little too. Teehee.
They were so cute together. I bet Ken was jealous.
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All that lotion does help him get in and out of that thing. It is awfully little too. Teehee.I assumed that was because Alex was wearing that tiny little speedo.His mom makes him keep a bottle of Jurgen's in his pocket.Not Trebek and Venture. Those guys were all class. Jesse has very soft hands.
They used rubber suits with you? I had to see their faces, and the look of disappointment in their eyes... :(
For the love of...
...the part of Urizen will be played by ...
I'd ask "how low can you go", but I'm sure that you would take it as some sort of challenge.
Moff, are you abusing that Summon Monster IX spell again?
Moff, are you abusing that Summon Monster IX spell again?I thought it was "Summon Minister"....
Only when I get ordained via the Internet.
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All that lotion does help him get in and out of that thing. It is awfully little too. Teehee.I assumed that was because Alex was wearing that tiny little speedo.His mom makes him keep a bottle of Jurgen's in his pocket.Not Trebek and Venture. Those guys were all class. Jesse has very soft hands.
They used rubber suits with you? I had to see their faces, and the look of disappointment in their eyes... :(For the love of...
...the part of Urizen will be played by ...I'd ask "how low can you go", but I'm sure that you would take it as some sort of challenge.
I need to be Urizen to be dirty now? It's the new Augustinian-Pelagianism conflict!